And Knowing is Half the Battle

[Happy Monday] Choices

2012-03-05T13:24:00.000-06:00

“So who’s it going to be?” The question came abruptly. His tenor easily reached across the room. The man asking approached the table with a half cocked swagger. Mitchell was notorious for walking around like he owned the place, only this time he did as they were in his quarters.

Captian’s Quarter’s. What a joke. They were more like hovels with a couch, a few expensive screens and a cot. Even with their limited amenities and janitor's closet similarities; the rooms went for ISK and that alone made them luxury items. If the rooms were a joke their status was certainly the punchline.

He used his boot to kick out the chair across from her. A satisfied sign came as he dropped in to the seat. One of the cans he was carrying was pushed towards her while he own was cracked open while he spoke. “You have to make a decision sooner or later, plus... it’s not like there’s really that much of a selection to choose from.”

Ary said nothing for the moment. She choose to bide her time by giving entirely too much attention to the metallic can. Her thumb gingerly brushed over the surface sliding away the thin film of precipitation. The tips of her index and middle fingers curled around the tab to slowly crack open the can of Quafe and taking a long drink.

The answer would eventually come in the form of a faint shrug of her shoulders. Her eyes drifted off towards the large screens on the far wall as a bounty advertisement came up. A silent hope made that he didn’t press the issue. “I wonder if they’re going to take a look at the bounty system this cycle. Most of them are just... badges of honor.”

“Oh fuck that. You’re gonna fucking tell me.” He took the half empty and crumpled cigarette pack from his pocket and pulled one out before tossing the pack to the table and lighting it. A hard exhale sent a burst of smoke in the air. “What? It’s only the Council of Stellar Management. They’re just a handful of high-profile capsuleers that attempt to give Concord useful advice about ship spec regulations and policy which they don’t usually listen to. Not that they have to listen. All it really amounts to is a special tag on GalNet. Not like I asked you to name your past life in a bowl of leaves or whatever weird shit your people do.”

“You’re an ass and that’s not and accurate assessment. What about this summer with the NeX Store and the new currency. A good portion of New Eden was in arms. Another portion just... couldn’t take it anymore. It’s like the cluster fell in to depression.” Her voice drifted off. A few seconds of silence passed as scenes of Jita, dissidence, rage & chaos flickered through her mind.

“They helped fix it. Got Concord on the right path. Again. Or finally. Never really sure which one. They were able to get some of the blaster and railgun restrictions removed. They pushed the permits to allow some of the shipyards to release new hulls... I’m not saying that it was all them, but they helped. They were able to collect the last bit of momentum that was needed for Concord to see the light. Just like the past ones have helped or tried to help in different ways.”

“Well, all eyes on Concord right now. These war declaration sanctions and proposed changes to the factional warfare agreements are a big deal.” Another lengthy drag was taken from the cigarette. His finger tapping absently against the lid of the can. “But that doesn’t answer my question.”

“I know, but haven’t decided yea. It’s just that..”

“No. Fuck that. There’s only a handful of viable candidates.” He cut her off before she could finish. The call to a bluff she hadn’t made yet. “The bloc candidates and then the real contenders. Yea, there’s 40 something of them running, but you already know which ones are most likely going to get in to the top 14. Plus you’re not going to waste your vote on a long shot. Plus... shouldn’t your vote already be spoken for anyway.”

She rolled her eyes as he rattled on. Another long drink of Quafe taken. The corners of her mouth turned down as a sudden bitter hit. The can turned to check the expiration date. They were out in low sec. Mitchell had moved to a little Caldari system that had a nice high sec entry and a fair amount of traffic flow. Still, there was no telling when his last supply run in to Jita was.

“Are you done?” Her tone flat and her expression unamused.

“Yes.” He tried to mock her expression. The dramatics were rewarded with a quick snort of stifled laughter and roll of her eyes.

“You’re right on all of those counts. Which is why I haven’t decided. Do I vote with my brethren and call it a day or do I give that vote to someone who needs it? Who would make the best use of it? And you’re right. The war declaration sanctions and the faction warfare stuff is a big deal. It needs to go well and I think it’s important that Concord has the right people in their eyes. There’s a few more candidates I need to research, but I have a bit more time.”

“Plus you’ve never been known for doing what you’re told.” He leaned back and gave her a long glance. “Just sayin’.”

The "Save Marc Movement"

2012-03-01T18:31:00.004-06:00

Since Marc Scaurus and Bowdy have joined the show, we’ve started a bit of a running joke. The joke is; eventually someone of importance in The Tuskers is going to listen to the podcast and Marc will be kicked out. The reason his corp would kick him out is because Voices is an explicit show and The Tuskers have strict “family values” policies. Also, The Devil Suleiman Shouaa inevitably comes up in conversation every episode.

Well, the jigs up. When I open up the admin panel for the podcast, it gives me different site data. One module shows me popular link referrers and at the top of the list was the-tuskers.info. Ut-oh. I did message Marc asking him how often he checked the forums, but I went to sleep before he could answer.

He did eventually answer. The next morning there was a message from Marc confirming there was a Voices thread on The Tuskers forums. This could only end well right? Well, I don’t really know as the saga currently continues. As of the moment, Marc and I are working out a deal for The Devil Suleiman Shouaa to guest on Voices in exchange of amnesty for Marc.

In further efforts of groveling on behalf of my co-host, I have put my moderate Adobe Photoshop skills to work. I present to you the “WWTDSSD” Wallpaper.

Not Bad Right? Full Size Here.

Why the theme “What Would The Devil Suleiman Shouaa Do?” Well, Suleimann gets himself in some interesting predicaments when it comes to Internet spaceships. In most of those situations he’s able to overcome the odds or at least get a good story out of it. If you’re interested in more tales of The Devil Suleimann Shouaa you should go check out his blog. He's also discovered twitter so be sure to follow him @SuleimannShouaa.

The whole thing could also be an elaborate troll. We’re not sure, but I will keep you posted.

Ciao
Dani♥

Flying With Friends I

2012-02-29T21:22:00.000-06:00

Null sec malaise has found me again. While I deeply enjoy null sec and I’m probably not going to leave any time soon, sometimes I just need a break from it. When I feel the malaise coming one of two things will happen. Either I’ll go off and play some other fun game for a while or find some friends who are doing something different in game. Last night I did the latter.

One of my new co-hosts, Marc Scaurus of the Tuskers, and his former Ransoms And Roams co-host, Professor Terror of Sinner., took me out for some low sec shenanigans. Our visible fleet composition consisted of two drakes and a talos. Thanks to the wonders of dual boxing we also had a scout and some secret sauce to add some flavor to the night.

The night was pretty quiet according to Marc and Terror and I’m inclined to agree with them on this one. There just wasn’t much legit activity going on in the surrounding areas. We didn’t come across any real roaming fleets or gate camps. Still there was a little bit of action to be had.

My first encounter in the area was with a Incursus off the station that my loaner drake had been deposited in. This would also be my first mistake of the night. Not thinking, I undocked without loading ammo into my guns while in station. When I undocked, the Incursus yellow boxed me as soon as they could in an attempt to bait me into agressing them. When I tried to shoot them... I couldn’t. I couldn’t shoot them because the person that loaned me the drake put Heavy Assault Missiles in the cargo hold instead of Heavy Missiles.... Marc. So unable to shoot, I simply docked back up. Professor Terror did manage to swoop in and make short work of him while I searched for ammo.

My second encounter of the evening was with a gnat of a Jaguar pilot. That’s exactly how he flew, like a gnat. In range for a couple of seconds and as soon as you line up a good hit, he’s off 70K away. We screwed around with him for a little bit, but then the guy that was in the Incursus was back and this time he was in a Iskur! I’m not sure what he was thinking.

While we did end up with the killmail, the fight went on a bit longer than I would have imagined. The three of us shot at him for a good minute and a half or so. I think someone might have been splitting DPS on the Jaguar. Plus we were on a gate, so our drones were dropping pretty fast. I wish I had fraps going because I would have loved to see his transversal.

After that, we did a bit more roaming around trying to find something else to kill. We popped over next door to get more drones and while we were waiting on a gate, an auto piloting Iteron appeared. Marc is so busy on his scout he didn’t even notice. I end up getting the ship webbed and scrammed before I get on comms and alert him there is an industrial ship to shoot.

Obviously the guy is afk. We get his pod and we attempt to hold it for ransom. I open the convo, but when I do Marc tells me the Jaguar is coming back and to just pop the pod. We pop the pod and go chasing after this Jaguar, again. About 10 minutes later, I get a standings notification with this little gem:

Wolf Aus has set their standing to terrible towards you.
nice one slut nice bounty for you and your fagot munching wanker

I have never laughed so hard in my life. I’m not sure why he was so angry. He didn’t have any cargo worth anything. He didn’t have implants in. Plus, if he’s baller enough to go through low sec on auto pilot in...an... iteron... well then you get what you get, Sir. You may suck it. Maybe he had come a bunch of jumps and I sent him back to his starting point. Ouch.

Something surprisingly fun happened. Marc decided to do a little experiment and started tweeting about he , Terror and I roaming around Mara. A few minutes later tweetfleeter @Zievarrenna shows up in local. He’s in a Merlin and Marc asks if he wants to 1v1. So Marc gets a rifter together to 1v1 and I jump in to a reaper to watch. I got it all on fraps, but TL;DR Marc wins. As fun as that was, it wasn’t the best part of the night.

The best part of the night was a fight that resulted in no kill mails. Marc found what was obviously a bait drake in one of the systems. By this time the fleet comp changed to a Drake, Tornado & Talon. He scouted out the rest of the fleet which appeared to be a hurricane and a falcon. We weighted the odds and figured that with out DPS we should be able to get the drake down provided we followed the game plan.

We were going to rush the drake and get him down. As soon as we were locked and shooting the drake we would release drones, but not aggress them to the drake. Instead we were going to wait to the falcon warped in and have the drone aggress that ship since the falcon was going to jam us all out and drones will continue to attack even if you’re jammed.

So everything is going according to plan. We’re pounding this drake down. The DPS is so good that he’s bleeding structure when the hurricane land and he’s half way in to structure by the time the falcon lands. Then something both amazing and horrifying happened. All three of us lost point. The Falcon was able to jam out all three us enough long enough for the drake to warp out. We were in three different races of ship and the falcon was able to reset the entire board. On top of that, an orcale dropped in which was the worst thing that could happen so an emergency GTFO was called.

Evening writing this I get that excited feeling or “pvp rush.” It was just fun. There was no kill mail, but hell yea that was a good fight. We “gf-ed” and all that in local and the drake pilot apparently pooped a little. It was hands down the highlight of the evening.

I think I might stay out in low sec for the rest of the week. It’s a different kind of atmosphere. A different kind of pvp. Plus if a couple of listeners or tweetfleeters come down to play, it would be really cool. Apparently Kirith Kodachi wants to shoot at me. It was nice surprise to have @Zievarrenna come down. Apparently there are others in RvB that want to come play. Party in Mara!

Ciao
Dani♥

[Happy Monday] United Technologies of CreoDron

2012-02-27T10:00:00.022-06:00

The Story
Normally on Happy Monday, I do some fiction writing. Well, I should say in the past I’ve occasionally released a fiction piece on Monday. Happy Monday is supposed to be a weekly feature of the blog, but I suck at doing the weekly blog thing. I do hope to keep this particular feature steady in the future. In keeping with that hope (and with commitment I made last year), I present you fiction of the audio kind.

Last December, I wrote a blog post detailing an ambitious idea. The idea was to take the power of the Eve community and use it for some kind of crazy, fun role-play project. After finding an old CreoDron ad that I had written; I had my project. I was going to turn the ad in to a type of United Colors of Bennington spoof which morphed the ad in to a “United Technologies of CreoDron” advertising campaign.

The campaign caught on better than I expected. 13 capsuleers lent their voices to make this project a success. The best vocal contribution came from Kirith Kodatchi who voiced several different readings including something a little Yoda-ish & some strange cocktail of Scottish, Irish and Canadian. The best surprise came from Rixx Javix who created an absolutely astounding background to go along with the campaign.

I want to give a big thank you to all the Eve Online Community members who pitched in with their talents. All of you are what make this game and this community great. The you for sharing some of the best talent this side of the Eve Gate.

The Ad

Awesome People Roll Call
Adhar Khorin
Chain
Eenbal
Kirith Kodatchi
Mean Harri
Mord Fiddle
Mut5umi
Nina Arens
Oreamnos
Pastrick B.
Rixx Javix
Skylah Fairchilde
Tsalaroth

Foibles
It’s come to my attention that I’ve left out part of the story. It wasn’t intentional, but I apologize. Seismic Stan over at Freebooted was a major factor in the creation of this piece. From bouncing ideas to dialogue right until the finished concept, he was there to cheer me on, tell me things wouldn’t work and lend a brain. He was also the very first person to record for this, but with the pc crash and loss of some accesses I was not able to include his voice.

If It Makes You Happy...

2012-02-24T13:53:00.000-06:00

I had one of those serious “Murphy’s Law” periods of time though with the powers of “Dawin’s Law” on my side I was able to overcome and eventually evolve. When I look back at the almost ruins of my gaming habit, the podcast, my blog and everything else I’ve done; I can safely and enthusiastically say that I evolved the fuck out it.

Now before asking me what I’m on and then requesting a sample; I should probably start from the beginning. New Year’s Eve, my computer decided to blow up. My heat sink was on the fritz and lead to two capacitors on my motherboard popping. The end result was a dead motherboard and no functioning computer at all.

The pro of this, was I met some interesting people on my journey to fix my computer (as well as finding other things non-computer related to occupy my time with) and I learned how to build my own PC. The con of this, was that I had to take an extended break from Eve and all my other gaming plus put the podcast in to hiatus. It was hard. For a long time I was down about the whole thing even though I knew it was all temporary.

After a few weeks of experiencing “outside” (still overrated), going out with friends, going out on dates (totally forgot how awesome doing that was); I was able to finally get back in to the swing of things… or so I thought. Yes I had my computer back, but life wasn’t really done with me yet.

The next couple of months were really difficult and took me to some dark places. There was the x-ray with a mysterious dark spot that thankfully went away for a close family member. The multiple surgeries that sought to prevent blindness for another close family member. The suicide and the widow & two young children it left behind. Then the loss of my dearest friend & companion Mister Alexander Pendleton the III hit me like a freight train the day before a Ford Ram hit my Mustang like a smaller freight train. Things were bad and starting the podcast up again or returning to Eve didn’t seem like the right thing to do.

I was ready to quit everything, but then I talked to my mom. It was a simple conversation, but she asked me how the podcast was going. She doesn’t listen to it (Thank everything in the known universe), but she does have it book marked on her iPad and loves to show it to people. I told her I had closed it down while my PC was out, but I was thinking of ending it all together. Her response was, “But I thought you liked doing the podcast. You’re also so happy when you talk about it. Why give that up?”

I couldn’t think of a reason. Yes, Stan left Voices and I left Tech4, but that wasn’t a reason to close it down. Down two co-hosts in less that a year looks awful, but that wasn’t a reason either. Haters hating and slow growth on listenership wasn’t a good enough reason to give up either.

Bottom line, it’s hard to give up something you’re passionate about. I have a deep enjoyment for Eve. I’ll share my Eve experiences and my podcast will anyone who will listen including my friends, family, dates, the associates at Fry’s and anyone else who will stand still long enough to listen. I enjoy the company of other Eve players that share my enthusiasm for the game. I enjoy putting effort in to things that enrich my gaming experience and creating something that I and others can enjoy and appreciate it.

It’s been a bumpy ride and there will be more bumps in the road as time goes on. Life constantly changes and brings challenges and obstacles your way. That’s why it’s so important to find joy in the things you do and to embrace things that bring joy your way. Voices from the Void, And Knowing, talking to my co-hosts and the listeners, playing this game and Eve Online as a whole bring me joy. Thank you for sharing in that joy with me.

That said, the gears are back in motion. I have a “plan” set for the blog to increase my writing activity. The podcast had gotten a facelift or twelve and will continue to evolve. I’ve even been discussing some contests and features with my new co-hosts for after CSM7. All I ask is that you excuse the mess, as we all progress.

Ciao

Dani♥

Assult Frigates: All the Power & Utility, but Total Lack of Skill

2012-02-09T13:47:00.000-06:00

This weekend I took a break from my “favorite ship to loose” and checked out the new and improved Assault Frigates. In the Crucible 1.1 patch all frigates received healthy stat boost. Across the board a new role bonus of 50% reduction in MicroWarpdrive signature radius penalty was added and each ship also received an additional fitting slot, additional CPU and a new bonus specifically chosen to add to the strength of each ship.

For my test runs I chose to stick with my Win-Matar roots and picked up a Wolf and Jaguar. Big surprise I know. I could have gone the Gallente route, but… eh.

The Jaguar

The life of my Jag was short and not so sweet, but I had a really good time in it. It’s 4 mid slots make it a great tackling platform and even allow for a little bit of tank. Since we had a bubbler in the fleet with us, I choose to go for a scrambler instead of a warp disruptor. After hearing about Gal Fed’s new noctis fleet doctrine, I fit a salvager to my empty top slot. Other than those two things it’s a pretty standard fit.

Our fleet’s target area was Tribute. W.I. has made it a pretty standard practice on those long boring nights to take a little fleet out somewhere in the area of J-GAMP or M-OEE8 to play with NC. and friends. The nights usually turn out with a few “odds and ends” kills and then a skirmish with a home defense fleet.

I guess this is about the time I say I didn’t get one kill in this ship. While I feel that the end result is completely bogus… it is what it is. In this particular fleet fight, we were sitting on the station with a bubble hoping that some of the miners or mission runners would warp to the station in the panic of seeing the reds jump in. This did not happen. However, slowly but surly some frigates started to un dock. “Oh goody!” We thought. “Maybe they’ll bring out a fleet comp close to ours!”

Nope. Our fleet comp was drake x2, hurricane, cynabal, blackbird, scimitar x2, jaguar, saber, dramiel and rifter. They undocked a Dominix, Drake x3, Oracle x2, etc, etc. I won’t bother to list the rest, because you can see where I’m going with this. They took down a drake, the cynabal and my jaguar before the FC called a retreat. Our fleet did manage to take down a Omen, Thrasher x2 and Merlin when the FC decided that the drake was not the best primary to call in the first place. Of course, this realization happened after my ship was blow to bits. Oh wells.

The Wolf

So after my crushing defeat in the Jag, I did what any other slightly inebriated Eve Online pilot would do. I made myself another drink and I re-shipped! This time I would flip the script a little and go for a wolf.

I was a little anxious about taking the wolf out. It only has two mid slots and with its five low slots, it has to be armor tanked and minimizes the amount of DPS mods you can pack on. However, from a medium sized fleet perspective, when you have two scimitars and you’re in a frigate… its fine to be armor tanked. Also, your primary directive is to tackle and you’re not meant for DPS so phooey on your DPS mods. Unfortunately, this also means that you’ll probably be one of the first ones to die right behind the saber pilot.

Three had lost their ships in the first engagement. Two of us were lucky enough to be podded back to VFK where we could easily re-ship. One of the pods escaped and rather then jump back to VFK the fleet just took a small high sec pit shop for bio breaks and a hull acquisition. We were also lucky to bring a couple of additions to our fleet including a falcon, tengu and another drake. The cynabal pilot opted for a rifter in this round.

Once we get back together, we push off and things were going well-ish. On our way back to J-GAMP we came across a Drake and a Sabre that we made short work of. Why we were going back to J-GAMP when we didn’t have significant additional numbers and we knew what they were packing… I’ll never know. Still things stayed in our favor at least for a little while. During our second tour of the system we happened to come across thiscomedy Talos kill mail. Half fit ships for the win.

Feeling good about our victories we decided to call it a nice and head back to our base of operation. Lucky for us, there was a great big welcome party in E-OGL4 just waiting to see us off on our merry little way. Again… not even sure why were out there. It’s not like the fleet of Drake x4, Armageddon x2, Apocalypse, etc, etc was a total surprise. I do have to give it up for the logi pilots. They kept me alive a lot longer than I ever planned or expected.

Overall, I had a good time playing around in assault frigates. They’re a nice thrill that’s easy on the wallet and a good value for the utility and DPS. I’d like a chance to take out an assault frigate again, but I’ll need to work on my GTFO skills and get back in to practice with tackling mechanics. I think being a logi pilot has made me a little lazy.

Note: I would link the battle reports, but they are all fucked up on eve-kill.net. I’ll have to see if I can find something better.

[Happy Monday] War

2012-01-02T17:33:00.000-06:00

The faint hum of static filled the vocal channel. It was only for a split second. Silence would return quickly, but as if on some rhythmic cue the faint hum would return. Again, it only last a few moment. *ClickClickStsssss*

“CHANGE YOUR FUCKING UP KEY, MILLER. YOU LAZY SONVABITCH.” While Ary was the only one to vocalize her rage, the entire fleet had grown tired of Miller’s accidental and constant unnecessary key ups. It was bad enough they were shooting at a pilot owned station, the intermittent static was only making the process more irritating.

“No, I don’t feel like.” Miller would respond back in his typical aloof fashion. If his clone wasn’t covered in pod goo in a state of suspended animation; he’d be smirking.

“Eh… she’s right, mate. That shit is really annoying.” Lade, who’s response was laced with a long yawn, added in his piece.

“Yea, but it’s cute when she goes all Crazy-Matari like that.” Miller had always known the right combination of buttons to push when it came to Ary. Some would call it a gift. Others would label it as a death wish.

Unfortunately for Miller, he allowed the success of irritating Ary distract him. Which the constant volleys of turret fire he didn’t notice that one set of auto cannons had changed targets. Slowly, the shield gauge of the Abbadon filled with red pixels. It wasn’t until the screech of the alarm that any of them knew something was amiss. “FUCK Ary! I’m almost in armor!.”

“You’re in an armor battleship. Stop being such a cry baby” Ary’s tones were filled with amusement event if there was a thin layer of malice.

“All DPS on the tower.” As usual, Kendrick’s orders were heeded. “And fix your up key Miller.”

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It felt like it had been ages since she had seen the old crew. It was going on a few good months since she had slipped away into the darkness of space and set off on to her own once more. The crew was the closest thing to family she had experienced in a long time. Each day that passed held a fond memory. Even Miller’s ass-hattery became a fond recollection.

The box of generic Gallente made dry cereal was pulled off the counter. A handful of strange, yet colorful, bites were poured out from the box before being tossed into her mouth. The sweetness of cereal along with its crunch was satisfying, but that satisfaction would have to be placed on hold on.

As if on cue her neocom lit up with a new call. Another handful of cereal was stuffed in to her mouth before she jumped over the back of the couch, cereal box still in hand. Her body extended on the refined piece of furniture as reached over to accept the call.

“Mfphea.” It was only sound was she was able to utter out around the mouthful of cereal.

“Didn’t yo Momma teach you not to talk with your mouthful?” The familiar voice of Omarii came over the line. Even with his chastising, she smiled.

Ary and Omarri had always had a special kind of kinship. Omarii was one of the few pilots she felt close. They bond was one created from a myriad of reasons and shared experiences. He was more like a brother in arms to her than most of her current corporation mates and even though Ary had left the crew, they frequently kept in touch.

Silence lingered for a moment as she struggled to swallow down the mouthful of grain and protien. The box of cereal was haphazardly pushed over to the side table as she fought to quickly clear her mouth if only to get in some smart ass remark. Omarii would beat her to the punch in her moment of verbal defenselessness.

“Oh… so now it’s the silent treatment. I guess you really have taken to the Mongreal way.” A self satisfied grunt adding just enough playful insult to get Ary’s motor going.

“He roa te wā kua kitea, Asshole. Don’t come on my neocom spoutin’ off a bunch of mess. You called me during my relax time. Just be glad I picked up.”

In the corner of her neocom screen, where Omarii’s picture was… something different. The Mongrel enforced standing coding had turned from red to orange… The Crew had changed Alliances.

“So... Kei te pēhea koe? How are things going?” Ary’s tone had become cautious as her mind churned with the possibilities of The Crew’s new employer. She knew where to find the answer. Pushing up from the couch, she made her way to the three larges screens that were the focal point of her quarters. With Omarii on left screen she used the main to research records.

“Kei te pai. You know… same ole’ just a different day. Things are… well you know how shit can be out here.” There was a tiredness in his tone that spoke volumes. Things had not been going well for The Crew as of late. They had been moving one major alliance to another, only for the alliance to start to crumble away as they entered.

“I see you guys left Mehti.”

“Ah… you caught that. Yea… another move it looks like. We’re almost as bad as you, now.”

“Of course I did and Turituri. You knew I would. I always keep an eye out on my fellas. Even if you are a bunch of knobheads and idiots, I still care about you.” She paused for a moment as the details for The Chew’s new alliance came up. Her lips pressed against themselves as she read the screen. Her heart sank in to the pit of her stomach. “Black Silence? Really Omarri?”

“You know how Ken and D are. It was the best choice for… us. Besides, it’s good space, good fights and it’s a place to call home. I’m just tired of moving at this point. Every few months its weeks spent jumping shit from A to B. It’s tiring…”

“But it’s Black Silence.”

“Yea… It’s not who we’d like to be fighting for, but you know how things are. Too many bad choices limits your options and well… it was the best offer we got. Plus we have some bros from Mehti coming with us….”

“The Mongrels are planning an invasion.” She interrupted him once more.

“Yea we know. They’re going to hit the North this Winter. Is all over GalNet and the other Infohubs.”

“No… Not of the North… of Branch. They want to exterminate Black Silence. Some…. butt-hurt over how they plan to… plan to… sometime something. Who cares. Look the details aren’t important, but… You guys gotta…” The words stopped in her throat as she looked to the screen with Omarii. They were useless to say. She didn’t have to say them. He could hear the desperation that leaked in her voice. He knew a warning when he heard one. Instead, the silence would speak for her.

“Awww… come on Baby Girl. It’s going to be fun. You might even get a Detrick corpse out of it.” He knew what she wouldn’t say. He had known long before he contacted her. “It’ll be just like old times only… we won’t stop at armor. You know how war is. Sometimes you just land on opposite sides.”

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“Aww, come on Ken. A little roam or something sounds good mate? Maybe go the pipe and camp for a bit. Intel is reporting a couple red fleets in the area.” Lade pushed a bit more hoping to sway their second in command.

“Well.. It’s up to D.” And with that, Kendrick pushed the choice off to his brother.

A rather pregnant pause came over comms before Detrick responded. “Ugh… Yea. Sure, I guess. We can do a nano gang if there’s enough.”

While Kendrick and Detrick were brothers, they didn’t sound or look anything a like. They were of the Caldari line and shared the generic features of their race as well as the stereotypical military and fiscally minded mentality the race was characterized for. While Kendrick’s voice was smooth, assured and almost velvety; Detrick’s was a little on the nasally side with a higher pitch, but somehow was more authoritative. Detrick was also very non-committal when he spoke; a trait that secretly drove Ary insane.

“Alright slackers. We’re going to start a new fleet so drop and re-up. Get re-shipped and join the new fleet. Corp only depending on the numbers we get, so start hitting people up.” While Detrick’s orders were casual, they were enough to get the lot of blood lusty killers in to a partial frenzy.

The station became a tight cluster of activity. The Hellcats on the edge of the station were traded in for vagabonds, hurricanes and other ships known for high speed and DPS. The fleet roster would quickly fill with pilot names and ship types as calls for fleet made their way over various comms to those that were idol or out bearing. Within 10 minutes there were about 20 of them and that was all it took.

The fleet meet on the undock. Detrick gave his usual pre-op rundown of tactics and suggestions on how not to get your hull blown off. To most of the pilots, these things were already engrained as their MO. They still gave Detrick the respect he deserved as leader and they listened with silent comms. Number checks were made as they assessed their support as 2 Scimitars, 2 interdictors which were an eris and flycatcher and 2 small tackle comprised of a Dramiel and a Stiletto.

“Desti’s in fleet. Warp to the outgate, so we can move out. We’re not making an all nighter out of this.” Detrick’s voice called out over comms and each of the ships would spin on it’s individual axis towards the gate.

Happy Monday: BFF

2011-12-27T17:01:00.005-06:00

The outpost was teeming with bodies. It was difficult to find a clear path through most of the corridors. The sprawling main levels extended into a labyrinth of offices, establishments, quarters, docks and public areas that was nearly impossible to navigate. The traffic was so heavy you had no choice but to crush yourself against the surging masses in order to make any kind of headway towards your destination. On the lower levels, the walkways were still mostly full, but at least you didn’t have to worry if that strange hand on your thigh was trying to catch a feel or rob you blind… as much.

Outposts are colossal space stations built in null security space by sovereignty holding alliances. They can house thousands of pilots, hundreds of corporations and an unfathomable amount of ships and other assorted accouterments necessary for a comfortable existence out in the wilds of conquerable space. Even as grand as this structure off plant V is… the amount of people contained made it seem like a tiny village encased in glass and gleaming metals at times. Especially since The Mongrels made it their business to know exactly who was on their home turf at all times.

Signs of the strange society built upon the grief and suffering of outsiders were ubiquitous. Off in one of the alcoves three men grinned as they looked towards a Neo Com screen. A holo of a titan spun slowly at the table with the three crooks as a naïve highsec dweller watched what was supposedly his new titan class ship while he was in the process of being robbed blind. In the corridors, holo-screens and posters boasted propaganda of all sorts. A particular one caught Ary’s eye. It was a large mural of sorts set against a red background with smoke rising from planet side as a hordes of rifters and other frigates filled the sky while off to the right Chariman Mao watched with a murderous glee; superimposed fire burning in his eyes.

“Stirring.” The word was a low mummer from her lips. There was a tinge of humor filled her tone and a smirk pulled the corner of her lips.

She did her best to blend into the mix of thugs, hustlers and killers that made up the population of VFK-IV. An easy gait carried her down the greenish hued hall. The faint thud of her heavy industrial boots echoed slightly. Dark eyes stayed forward, her gaze laced with a hardened edge that gave her a stronger air of purpose. The odd set of eyes would still follow her as she moved towards her destination. It was hard to tell if they actually caught her “New Kid” scent or if her own paranoia was playing tricks on her.   Whatever the truth was, it was soon wiped away and replaced with a moment of self annoyance.

In a split second the room spun. Ary found herself grabbed by her hips and pulled backwards in a single quick motion. Instinctively her knees bent and her center of gravity shifted forcing her assilant to loosen his grasp. Free from the grip, she crouched with heels raised and the balls of her feet pressed to the floor.   Hair dyed the color of fire and brimstone splayed in the air as she spun. Her body spun 180 degrees to face the aggressor. Simultaneously her right hand reached across her torso. The palm of hand landed on her pistol and her fingers to wrap around its grip. The weapon drawn from its hiding place between her forearm and breast and pointed to the source of her new found distraction. Safety off.

As the two stood in the middle of the corridor, face to face and staring down each other's barrels, they failed to notice that everything around them stopped. There were no footsteps, no sounds of conversations. Simply silence as the on lookers waited to see which one would pull the trigger first.

They were locked in a “Matari Stand-off.” Two combatants and two pistols. Both of which were aimed squarely at center of their opponent's forehead. A killshot was guaranteed, but only by which one of them had the quickest reflex. The mix of adrenaline and anxiety surged through their veins as they stood in the center of the slowly forming circle. Their senses were hyper aware taking in the feel indentations and grooves of the pistol grips to the faint mummer of voices making impromptu bets. Fellow Mongrels circled them like vultures waiting the sweet release of sudo-death, blood and brain matter.

“Someone shoot or move it along.” A slim built security officer with ratting brown hair broadcasted his directive as he pushed to the front of the crowd. His expression was unsurprised if not on the borderline of annoyed. He paused to take a bite of a haphazardly created sandwich clutched in to his left hand. A piece of lettuce clung to the corner of his mouth as another piece fell to the floor. “You’re causing a safety issue by blocking the thoroughfare.” The spitting of chewed food as he talked only added to his authority.

“The lady and I are trying to have a moment here.” The masculine voice attached to the hand holding the pistol aimed at Ary’s head was smoothing, evening charming. A faint laugh slipped past his current targets lips. “It isn’t often we find ourselves able to connect so abruptly.”

“Really I don’t give a fuck what you two do. What I do give a fuck about...” Another bite taken and the guard’s speech became muffled as his words struggled to bypass the wad of meat, cheese and bread that blocked their path. “Is my boss, who’s going to come ride my ass about a traffic block in sector 34H. Now if you two need a private moment, I hear the Gallente Suite on the top desk is nice. Decent rental fee, heart shaped bed and the cleaning service is included since you two are in to the kinky shit…. That said. Shoot it or move it.”

“Some just have no idea how to properly woo a lady. It is nice to see you again Ob.”

Both guns were de-charged and placed back inside their respective holsters. A smile as bright as VFK-IV’s yellow star cast a brilliant glow over the woman’s features as her arms wrapped around her once assailant's neck. The affection was returned as Ob’s arms wrapped around her waist and took her up in a brief spin.

The almost gun battle was nothing more than two old friends reuniting. The security officer was satisfied as the onlookers started to break up and move away. A small scuffle broke out between a heavily tattooed Matari and a weasely little bookie who was currently pinned against a wall shouting ‘No refunds on bets’ as his legs kicked searching for solid ground. Two slightly less disgruntled Mongrels growled and purposely bumped into the two in an effort to relieve some of their frustration.

“Is it just me or have the Mongrels gotten a little more hostile since the last time I’ve been here?   I guess a lot has changed since the last great war?”

“Eh… don’t mind them Sunshine.” Ob’s easy going and relaxed demeanor never failed. “The Chairman’s been cracking down on blue on blue so the locals get a little excited at the hint of action.”

A distant crack and thud caught their attention before Ary could get out whatever smart ass remark about the Chairman she had was spoken. The distraction was probably for the best considering the amount ears in the hall. The Brutor had gotten his ISK back. The bookie sat on the floor slumped unconscious against the wall. A trail of blood leaked from his freshly broken nose and drool from his lip.

“I see the rules of Mongrel-Fucking are still clearly in effect.”

“Clearly.” Ob’s arm moved up to wrap around her shoulder. “Come on.   I’ll give you the grand tour and then I want to spend a some time catching up with my BFF.”

“BFF?”

“Best Femme Fatal?” A cheeky smile cast in her direction along with a wink to truly add emphasis.

“You’re disturbing.”

“I’m aware, but I’ll take it as a compliment.”

I'd Like to Announce; Rixx Javix is The Man

2011-12-15T18:56:00.001-06:00

So.... As if we didn't all already know... Rixx Javix is the man. He really is. He is one of the people that will probably never cease to amaze me in positive and wonderful ways. In his most recent episode of be a fantastic person, he jumped on board with my nutty idea of "The Power of 100 Voices" and how to apply this to something I enjoy doing and do quite a bit anyway.

His contribution to the project was two-fold. In Good Guy feat #1; he actually sent in audio! That kind of support was more than I could have hoped for in the first place. In Good Guy feat #2; he created this amazing background to go along with the add. I'll give you a moment to guess what's replaced by Dramiel against a cool red nebulae over in Minmatar land.

After sending tweets and emailing the link to his post and pissing off my neighbors with the squealing, I decided to go be counter inspired. Those that follow my EVE lust in all its forms probably spotted the news article over on Tech 4 News. Well, since we're all being mutually creative; I made a in-character response about Rixx's support. It seems that CreoDron has sparked some great EVE Online Metagame/Role-Play creativity.

Yes. Drones.

Who would have thought?!

And PS Rixx... I do have some posts that pack a bit of a punch. :P

The Power of 100 Voices: United Technologies of CreoDron

2011-12-13T19:34:00.005-06:00

So as most of you know, I am one of the voices, writers and conceptual con-artists behind the delightful player facilitated immersion project knows as Tech4 News. Don’t know Tech4 News is? Then click here, but don’t forget to come back.

With that out of the way, back to my main point. One of the writing duties I’ve taken on is commercials. I have a personal passion for commercials. By the age of 7 I had produced two infomercials (Wonder Weave and Healthy Berries) and by 15 I just knew that my purpose in life was to become a big time Advertising Executive with Bozell World Wide in their Paris, France office. None of that happened, but I still like making commercials.

That’s where you the reader come in. ‘What do I have to do with any of this?’, ‘What the hell is a Healthy Berry?’, ‘Where is this bus going and why is it so hot?’ These are probably some of the questions you are asking yourself. There are probably other questions as well and the answer to those are ‘no’, ‘mostly on Wednesdays and Saturdays’ and ‘I swear it was like that when I got here, but I’d like to keep the cane and those ear muffs.’ I totally forgot where I was going with this paragraph so I’m going to skip to the next one now.

So this commercial thing. I’m working on a new commercial for Tech4 News. It’s about CreoDron, which in the lore of EVE produces drones. Now we’ve taken a few liberties on expending what kind of drones they produce, but one would have to imagine that in a progressive and highly advanced society like New Eden, they’re more than just Repair, Combat and ECM drones. I still haven’t answered the part about you, but stick with me, I’m getting there.

So you. What do I want from you? Your voice. And no not in the 'creepy Ursula from The Little Mermaid, steal your voice and try to steal your man because I have a hard on for your dad' kind of way. No. What I want is more scary than that. I want you to record the lines below. All of them. If your work is good, I’m going to put your voice in the commercial. If you send me something weird, I’m going to montage it with the other weird crap I’m sure to get and play it on Voices.

So, go my little EVE-Ites! Record and then send the MP3 files to vandvpodcast(at)gmail(dot)com. The "official dead line" for this is Friday Dec 23rd. However, never fear! I would like to do several versions of the commercial, so if you need a little more time that's cool too.

Dani♥

Drones.

You never really think about them, but where would we be without our automaton friends?

The farms would fall silent and overgrown. The groceries would never arrive. The streets would fill with trash

More of our sons and daughters lives would be risked in relentless factories, on hostile worlds, in treacherous mines and in defense of our space.

Drones have many uses. But you and I both know their primary function is making our lives easier.

*short laugh*

But between you and me... you don't have to think about them. Why? Because that's our job.

CreoDron. Yes. Drones.

Children's Songs for EVE Online

2011-12-08T11:30:00.004-06:00

A while ago, Roc Wieler was featured on Voice from the Void. During the episode, he mentioned the idea of Matari Children’s songs. The idea has stuck with me ever since that interview.

Between my passion for parody songs and the fact that life experiences have caused me to learn an abundant amount of children’s songs (Nursery volunteer, Girls Inc volunteer, Girl Scouts, WDW Cast Member, etc); I figured why not?

Why not EVE Online children’s songs? Is it weird? Yes. A little creepy? Borderline. Will it be funny? Of course. Will people read this post and start singing them any way or at least show the post to friends? I’m counting on it.

Also, since Roc decided to “borrow” one of my ideas for one of his “Roc’s Rules”; I think it’s only fair I get the jump on the parody songs. At least I’m gracious enough to give credit where credit is due. :/

So. Without further ado…. Children’s songs for EVE Online.

++++++++++++++++

The Pod Amarr Song
In the style of "If You're Happy and You Know It"
(Special thanks to Bucky O'Hair for this one.)

If you’re happy and you know it; Pod Amarr.
If you’re happy and you know it; Pod Amarr.
If you’re happy and you know it.
Let your turrets go and show it.
If you’re happy and you know it; Pod Amarr.

If you can not find Caldari; Pod Amarr.
If you can not find Caldari; Pod Amarr.
If you can not find Caldari.
And your killboard’s lookin’ sorry.
If you can not find Caldari; Pod Amarr.

If Gallante’s looking shifty; Pod Amarr.
If Gallante’s looking shifty; Pod Amarr.
If Gallante’s looking shifty.
And your trigger finger’s itchy.
If Gallante’s looking shifty; Pod Amarr.

If the sleeper’s are too risky; Pod Amarr.
If the sleeper’s are too risky; Pod Amarr.
If the sleeper’s are too risky
And your wormhole’s closing quickly
If the sleeper’s are too risky; Pod Amarr.

The Fleet Song
In the style of "The Song that Never Ends" from Sherry Lewis' Lamb Chop

This is the fleet that doesn’t end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some FC.. called a primary not knowing what it was.
And they just kept pew-pewing on forever just because...(repeat forever)

The Chribba Song
In the style of "Hi My name is Joe"
(Written prior to TEST taking 9UY4-H)

Hi..
My name is Chribba.
I gotta system in Providence and work on 3rd parties.
One day New Eden said
Chribba... Are you busy? I said no.
They asked.. code Eve Files on your website....

Hi..
My name is Chribba.
I gotta system in Providence and work on 3rd parties.
One day New Eden said
Chribba... Are you busy? I said no.
They asked.. code Eve Search on your website....

Hi..
My name is Chribba.
I gotta system in Providence and work on 3rd parties.
One day New Eden said
Chribba... Are you busy? I said no.
They asked.. code Eve Offline on your website....

Hi..
My name is Chribba.
I gotta system in Providence and work on 3rd parties.
One day New Eden said
Chribba... Are you busy? I said no.
They asked.. code eEve Agents on your website....

Hi..
My name is Chribba.
I gotta system in Providence and work on 3rd parties.
One day New Eden said
Chribba... Are you busy? I said no.
They asked.. code EVE Board on your website....

Hi..
My name is Chribba.
I gotta system in Providence and work on 3rd parties.
One day New Eden said
Chribba... Are you busy? I said YES!!!

EVE Online Pod Pack: Dec 2011 Update

2011-12-05T19:37:00.000-06:00

Keeping it short and sweet this month folks.

Introducing

Lost in EVE

A big welcome back as Jade makes his triumphant return. This time around it's a solo show, but we'll never know where the path to piracy and Jade's other journeys will lead him.

Local Spam

Welcome to #Tweetfleet residents PyroTech3 and ALushInSpace. Get ready to laugh and enjoy some great local chatter as they spam and ham it up.

Taking a Stage Left...

Due to the holiday season, no removals will be done until February. Merry Crucible!

[Fiction] When the Morning Comes

2011-11-15T16:25:00.002-06:00

The glow of artificial light increased from a faint blush to half dimmed morning radiance. This particular light program for the Amarrian Captian’s Quarters was set to mimic morning light. For some it was a gentle way to wake up. For others it was a substitute for the planet side sunlight they hadn’t experienced in ages. For the Matari woman that slept on the narrow slip of bedding, it was a mild annoyance that caused her to roll over with a faint groan.

“I thought you were a morning person?” The soft whisper came in the form of an ease male tenor. Groggy words laced with a chuckle at her reaction to the light.

“Being a morning person and wanting to get up are not mutually exclusive.” Even with only being half awake, her tongue was still sharp. “Besides, shouldn’t you be flattered that I choose to stay a bit longer?”

She moved once more, the thin linen that covered her slid down to reveal the smooth slope of her shoulder, back and hips. He smiled. His mind shifted focus from her quip to the newly exposed flesh.

“I suppose you’re right.”

He reached out to touch her. Thick and slightly rough finger tips ran over the silken skin of her back. She would shift slightly against his touch, but wouldn’t move away.

The light caused her warm earthy colored skin to shimmer, while his only seemed more pale. The contrast in their skin made him grin like the cheeky bastard he was. His euphoria was short lived as a small voice made him question if the enjoyment was erotic or racist. His eyes drifted lower as did his hand. An action bore from shame rather then desire.

“Why haven’t you told me about your tattoo?” It was a strange question to ask, but he was searching for anything to pull him out of self inflicted guilt of being racially aware. Yes, he would ask about her Voluval; that would make him feel more… enlightened.

“Because I think that getting to intimate would be a detriment to our professional relationship.” Even though sleepiness, the flat tone of sarcasm came through clearly. A dead give away that she was fucking with him. She would stir once more to roll over in the small space. Bleary eyes narrowed and focused upon her companion. “Really?”

“What?” He tried to appear genuinely shocked at her response. “I can’t want to know more about you?” He reached out to touch her arm. The gesture was an unspoken affirmation of his words. This advance would be blocked by a single sweeping motion of her own hand, a raised eyebrow and an unconvinced purse of her lips.

Another heavy sign came. Shifting to his back, he laid back down. His hands moved to brush downward over his face. He became quiet and the entire room with him. In the silence footsteps in the outer corridor could be heard as well as the dripping coffee from the mini cantina drone and even the sounds of the docking bay attached to the quarters.

“I was thinking about something… and… I decided that I want to think about something else.” He brought his hands down so they rested against his chest, his fingers folding in between each other. The shame was a bit clearer in his eyes.

“You know you sound like a spy when you talk like that.”

“I know. It’s just… It… Nevermind.”

“It’s okay. You don’t have to tell me.” She rolled once more and settled on her stomach. Her right arm rested on his chest and as well as her head. “It is my Voluval. It’s the sacred mark we receive when we come of age. It doesn’t mean as much as it used to, but it’s still tradition and holds a good amount of significance.”

“Does yours have a special meaning?”

The silence came again. Her full lips parted, but no words came. Instead, those dark almond shaped eyes bore into him.

“Every Voluval is sacred and carries some kind of meaning.”

“I understand.”

“No… I mean...” She paused and leaned back from him slightly. “They are really important to us. They bare the most… secret and special part of a person. They are a window into the wearer’s fate.” Her words were heavy with meaning. Her voice nearly breaking as she tried to verbalize the emotional and physiological connection that no other race could really understand. Her eyebrows furrowed. “Do you really understand?”

“Probably not.” It was one of the moments of unadulterated truth. “But want to at least try.”

“You are of me, but not mine to keep.

You are of rock, but you will not be bound.

You are water, but you will not be consumed.

You are of sun and will harness it.

You are of air and shall wield its power.

You are of the universe. You are of Eden.

You are the wandering soul.

Those were the words my Grandmother spoke when my Voluval was revealed. She was… is our clan matriarch. The wisest woman I ever knew. I could see the tears welling in my mother’s eyes, but my Grandmother’s face was almost stone.” A flicker of sadness came to her voice and her eyes, but in true Martari style they were pushed back. “A few days after that I left the clan and the planet.”

“And you obviously haven’t been back since.”

Slowly, methodically she rose up from where she laid on the bed. Her expression was stone and her silence was deafening.

“So, I’m right then?” He watched her as she shifted once more and her eyes narrowed slightly. The small gesture compelled him to explain quickly. “Well, you’re Vherokior. They’re considered the more nomadic of the Matari people. And your…” He motioned to her brow. “Your naming mark and your Voluval are your only tattoos… which is unusual for a Matari. Even one of the wandering persuasion.”

She still didn’t respond.

“My father was an anthropologist. Of all cultures. Becoming more culturally aware and embracing all people regardless of background was important to him. It was also something he instilled in his children.” As he explained his knowledge, he slowly moved to sit up. Even sitting side by side, he was still tall than her. Larger in mass as well. “I didn’t mean to offend and you don’t make this easy. Sometimes it’s like I’m talking to a brick wall with you.”

“And what about your slaver Grandfather?”

“If you know that, then you know about the accusations and the trial.” A contempt filled smirk marred his thin lips. “Amarrians enjoy persecuting their own as much as they enjoy persecuting others.” He turned and got up from the mattress that was really only meant to fit one. His large hand ran over his smoothly bald head while he wandered over to the mini-cantina drone and poured a cup of the thick engine oil like substance.

“Let’s take the Slicer and Dramiel up to Old man Star today. It’ll be like told times.” She followed suit, rising up from bed and walking over to the small sink. Water was splashed on her face causing some of her red dyed hair to become wet in the process. The water continued to run as she brushed her teeth.

“Is that all you ever think about?” The shift in conversation made him feel slightly put out. Sometimes it was just hard with her. Taking a long drink, he walked over to where she stood and turned the water off.

She watched him as he approached. A smile curved around her toothbrush while she kept scrubbing her teeth. After a quick spit she took a careful look at her teeth in the mirror and shook her head slowly. The water was turned back on long enough to rinse before she turned it off. He could have sworn he caught that indignant twinkle in her eye.

“No. I think about the things that make me happy. You can understand that can’t you?” A taunting wink was cast in his direction. “Right now, for me, that’s you and Old Man Star.”

EVE Online Pod Pack: Oct 2011 Update

2011-10-31T22:54:00.005-05:00

It's the end of the month and you all know what that means! EVE Online podpack updates! Huzzah! Even though I am still technically on a little "EVE-cation", there are some exciting updates that need to be announced.

Introducing...

Damage Control Podcast

After some shameless begging on Google+; Kharna Earthshaker and Chad VanGaalen are back with the Damage Control podcast. Their first two episodes of season 2 are already out with iTunes, Zune and RSS subscription available. Follow the hosts as they cover the latest dev blogs and game news. I am certainly glad to see these two back. Make sure you give them a listen!

Tech4 News

This podcast is like nothing you've heard from EVE Online before. Why is that? It's because this cast is completely in character. That's right. Angus Mc Decoy (Fly Reckless), Seismic Stan (Freebooted), Erin (Not A Lot of News) and I put on our finest filthy role-player vestments to bring you this audio experiment gone wild. The audio show follows a non-capsuleer news team as they work to investigate the current happenings (ie- storylines) of New Eden. When asked "What is Tech4 News?", Seismic Stan was more than willing to provide one of his trademark tongue-in-cheek responses:

Five-hundred grueling man-hours compressed into 30 minutes of RP nonsense for the delectation of internet spaceship nerds?

Taking Stage Left...

Ransoms and Roams

Unfortunately, It looks like Ransoms and Roams podcast is no more. At least in this incarnation. Sinner's Inc as a corporation is no longer no longer active and it seems a cast member (or two) is no longer with the game. However, I don't think this is the last we'll see of Malcom. No wait... Mark.. No... Umm... Mitchell? (Just kidding Marc♥)

Change Ups...

Declarations of War

Alekseyev Karrde and company are getting back in the loop. They have a new site, a few feed and (hopefully) a new episode soon™. Right now Noir. is in the middle of celebrating their bicentennial contract. That's right! Noir. has completed 200 contracts in their time as a mercenary corporation/alliance. Congratulations to them and hopefully there will be plenty tales of lol's and tears for them to regale us with.

Voices from the Void

VandV is in the midsts of it's own little change up. Much to my worry, it seems that Hallan is no longer an internet dweller. After several attempts at reaching him over the past month, I checked in with his corp to find that has hasn't logged in to EVE in over a month. At this point, I simply wish him well and hope that everything is alright. In the meantime I have contacted a good friend to help me out with hosting duties and the next round of Voices from the Void will be coming up November 7th.

Until then... keep listening to the voices. http://www.voicesfromthevoid.net/eve-pod-pack/

EVE Online Pod Pack: Sept 2011 Update

2011-09-30T10:51:00.002-05:00

It’s the end of the month and it’s time for the EVE OnlinePod Pack update. I plan to do these updates monthly to provide you with this months news surrounding EVE Online podcasts. Most of the information with in will contain podcasts that have been added or removed from the feed. The updates will also include cast changes and special announcement from the podcasts. September has been a very busy month, so let’s get started.

Introducing...

Angry Monkey Podcast (AMP)

Let’s give a warm welcome to the newest podcast to join the EVE Online Pod Pack. Angry Monkey Podcast aka AMP is hosted by ChYPh3r and EX River from the SpaceMonkey’s Alliance [SMA]. They are also joined by two little co-hosts known as Slap and Tickle, who’s main job is say all the terrible things that most of us were already thinking. This show is rude, crude and filled to the brim with pure unadulterated trolling. Keep in mind that this pod cast is intended for mature audiences only. You’ve been warned.

Taking Stage Left...

Cap Stable

I’m really not sure what happened to these guys. Their last podcast was in June and celebrated the anniversary of AIEU, the corporation the podcasters are from. I’ve looked for a way to contact the hosts, but I haven’t gotten anything in the way of a response. I’ve even gone as far to contact the corp diplo and nothing came from that either. Whatever their reasons for going dark; we wish the best and hope to see them around again soon.

ISK

I’ve spoken to Tehg a few time since he’s one of the podcasts helping me with Listen to the Voices 2011 ATX. He’s not fading all the way in to the black, but he is going on hiatus. He even went as far to post a blog for his reasons simply saying that he hasn’t been in the mood and when the mood returns, so will he.

Lost in EVE

This curtain call comes on rather sad terms. Per a post made on the podcast site, Jade, is going though some real life issues as well as health problems and has decided to close down the podcast for good. There will be no final episode and this seems to be the finale as Jade has also stated that he will be unsubbing from EVE Online. I’m an sure that Lost in EVE will be missed by the community at large and we all wish Jade and Jayne the best in their future endeavors.

In Other News….

Declarations of War

Now you may be wondering why DoW is listed, but there is no website and it’s not included in the feed. Unfortunately, the person that had control over the website and feed has left Noir. This has left the podcast in a bit of a lurch as they work to establish a new site and feed while still maintaining Noir. Mercenary Group. Yes, these updates are slow in coming, but hey.. Noir. is about to celebrate their 200^th contract. I think it’s okay to give them a break and let it slide for the moment.

Fly Reckless

A pretty big change have been made over on the FR cast. Chad has decided to part way with the podcast. In his desire to see FR continue on, he’s left the cast in the capable hands of Priest Kristoph and Angus McDecoy. The two are working diligently to get the podcast on a regular schedule as well as develop content. They off to a great start so far and we’re glad to see FR sticking around and staying strong.

Not A Lot of News

Jason and Erin’s cast has been growing. FrmfrPukin and EnderHexFyre have become regulars (even though Ender doesn’t log in to EVE much anymore). They’ve also added in Quazz, who is a mining and industry guru of sorts. Others have been invited to come hang out on air giving the podcast a great community feel. These all appear to be great changes for this podcast.

Pod Goo

After a brief one month hiatus due to real life, Ender Black is back and better than ever. It’s hard to tell if Lorkin Desal will be back due to the scheduling conflicts that the two seem to be having, but his presence is still on the podcast. The Complete Unknown, a wormhole guide written by Desal, is now featured in the guides section of the podcast. Along with his, Ender Black is moving The War College to the pod goo podcast and they are still planning to have more of those great roundtables.

And I Should Mention...

Please go and check out Tech4 News. This is a collaborative effort by Seismic Stan, Angus McDecoy and myself. Not only do we want you to listen, but we want you to leave us your feed back as well. Tech4 News is as much of an experiment as it is a podcast. We hope to bring the great story lines created by the content team to life in a new way. We also hope to draw more people not only to the role-playing aspect of EVE Online and to the story lines, but to EVE Online in general. So please share this podcast with your corp mates, alliance mates and just your general sci-fi nerd friends. If you'd like to read more about Tech4 News, just check out the website or you can visit Seismic Stan's blog, Freebooted or my own blog post for our perspectives on the project.

Now you may be wondering why this podcast isn't in the "Introducing..." section of this blog post. Well, like I said, this is an experiment. A podcast like this takes a lot of time and effort even with a lot of people sharing the work load. We want to make sure that this is a worth while endeavor that is not only fun for us, but adds value to the EVE Online community as well. Once we figure that part out... we'll let you know what our future plans are.

And that’s is for the Monthly Update for the EVE Online Pod Pack. If you are a podcast and have information that you would like put in the monthly updates, please contact be in-game or via g-mail. Podcasts can also contact me to update their podcast image, podcast information and description that are on the Pod Pack site. Also, if there is a podcast that I have missed out in the EVE Universe please contact me. While updates to the feed are done only once a month at the end of the month, we’re always looking for new EVE Online content to add.

Ciao♥

Tech4 News

2011-09-28T21:40:00.000-05:00

I'd like to introduce to you all a new type of podcasting venture called Tech4 News. Tech4 News is the brainchild of Seismic Stan from the Freebooted blog. Along with Arydanika from Voices from theVoid and Angus Mc Decoy of Fly Reckless, the team of podcasters has come up with a EVE Online podcast unlike any other.

Tech4 News is a completely in-character EVE Online podcast. The concept of the podcast is that it is an independent news cast run by non-capsuleers who are investigating the mysteries that the Capsuleers are uncovering. The podcast will follow the current in-character storylines generated within New Eden starting off with the Arek' Jaalan Project.

The podcast has also been created to attract a wide audience. While the main focus is to help generate interaction and conversation within the EVE Online role-playing community; we want anyone to be able to enjoy the storylines and entertainment the podcast has to offer. We hope to entertain new players, non role-playing players as well as individuals who simply enjoy good Science Fiction.

The podcast features four main characters all played by podcasters within the EVE Online Community. There is the Gallente-born, ratings-driving lead anchor Paydas Adavaar voiced by Angus McDecoy. Arydanika plays the bold and daring Minmatar field reporter Mielikki Valpuri. Uriah Tedanih is the worldly and educated Amarrian staff science expert played by Seismic Stan. Then Erin from Not A Lot of News Hour gives life to the cheeky, but very handy Minmatar staff engineering expert Sarkastinen"Sark" Insinoori.

The website for Tech4 has been launched and the first episode of the cast is ready for download. The hard work and efforts of several different EVE Online players have come together to create this project. We hope you'll find a few moments to listen and invite you to leave any feedback you may have.

VandV Podcast: Episode 23

2011-09-28T06:32:00.001-05:00

I've been very busy over the past few weeks. I had a birthday, had some family stuff going on, then there's Teach4 News and Listen to the Voices 2011 ATX. Something had to fall through the cracks and it was the The News videos. I know a lot of people like them, so I'm doing my best to fit them in to my schedule.

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Join your hosts Arydanika and Hallan Turrek for Episode 23 of Voices from the Void; an EVE Online podcast covering the in-game and out-of-game current events. This week features news updates for Null Sec, CCP, CSM and the community. The community spotlight goes to the upcoming Austin, TX Listen to the Voices Meet-up. The creamy filling is an interview with friend of the show, Seismic Stan of the Freebooted blog to chat about his new project.

Also, don’t forget about the VandV Thanatos Lottery. Check the website front page for details!

Happy Monday: The Chill Room

2011-09-26T13:29:00.000-05:00

The acrid scent of tobacco and other smokables mixed with fragrance of stale perfume and spilled alcohol was the first thing one would notice when entering the decently sized chill room. Thick wisps of smoke hovered in the air creating a fitting atmosphere of intrigue and danger. Muted background conversations buzzed softly, the words could barely be made out over the sound of music being piped in. It was Matari music, music weighted with drums and passion.

Most would view the little establishment in the back-galaxy solar system of UHKL-N as a den of debauchery, greed and murder. Only the most depraved and degenerate type of capsuleer sought refuge here and those that maintained offices there were happy to keep it that way. For Ary, this was home. The place she laid her boots and docked her ships now they had all moved back out to null sec space.

They seemed more like family rather then random individuals brought together by a single minded purpose. That purpose was to wreak as much havoc across the universe as possible. Even though practices such as espionage, thievery and out right brutality were among their best practices, there was a deep bond that connected them and that was what made them so dangerous.

Only a few hung out in the chill room tonight. Small groups and pairings scattered lazily over the small space with a décor that could be defined as a mix of pleasure hub and strategic planning room with elements of a trophy case. Pieces of furniture had had been procured from various sources ensuring the forever bachelor pad feel the place had. Really it wasn’t so bad when you took a look at the ‘Vitok Hotel’ style of quarters most stations offered to Capsuleers.

Off at a table towards the back the Big Daddy’s were busy with the night’s plans. Kennedy, Detrick, Ramon and Lucas were the driving force behind the small corporation. They ensured the group had everything they needed as well as keep everyone in line. Decent space for flipping some quick ISK, targets to shoot at and ops to keep their band of merry thugs focused enough to keep from killing each other and their alliance mates. They even provided limited ship replacements and allowed the more tenured members access to corporation owned modules and other necessities. All in all, their efforts made life out in the ass end of space suck a little less.

There were a few other groups huddled at a couple of tables. KC and Kos were busy arguing over a Brutix fit while Equsi was busy mocking them for actually wasting time on Brutix fits. There was also a poker game started up with four of the pilots staring at their cards and each other intently. A good share of ISK has been won and lost with the game showing no signs of slowing down.

Ark was sprawled out on a large set of beaten and battered floor pillows along with Miller and a couple of Gallante dancers that he picked up the near by low sec hub. In the center of the pillows was a rather tall and elaborately designed hookah with several hoses. One rested by Ark and still had a faint trail of smoke trailing from the metal tip.

“You couldn’t wait 10 minutes? Addict.” The pointed jab of comment was laced with truth as well as jest. The low purr of Ary’s voice softened the blow, but not by much. Drugs were common among the group. All of them used on some level and the spectrum ranged from high grade boosters to some harder substances here and there.

“Maybe if you trained some propulsion skills you wouldn’t be so fucking slow and I wouldn’t have to wait so long.” Ark was no gentleman and came right back at her at full force.

Ary’s only response would be to pick up the hookah hose and throw it at his face. This too was blocked with a simple gesture of his hand. The stoned dancing girl curled up to his side tittered until she noticed Ary’s unamused stare. The girl’s attention would shift as she cleared her throat. Her delicate fingers wrapped around the metal tip placing it to Ark’s lips. He would oblige her and simply cast a smirk to Ary.

“Asshole.” The word was muttered under Ary’s breath as she went to take a seat beside Lou. The faintly malicious expression on her face turned softer as she rang her fingers through Lou’s rust colored hair. He was starting to thin out at the top, but she thought it gave his look more character. “And how’s the favorite Ginger?”

“I’m good.” The capsuleer would turn and gave her that shy smile of his. His eyes would flicker down to the Hookah hose he was holding. A drag of the ‘naturally enhanced’ plant was taken before he pointed the smoking tip towards her.

“You’re a terrible influence on me Lou. You know that right?” Her body couched down as she moved between the dancing Miller was pawing at and Lou. His offer was accepted graciously and she allowed her body to slide comfortably in to the pillows below her. After a few long drags, her head rolled towards to Lou and her eyes lifted upwards him. “You’re coming with us tonight right?”

“No… Not tonight.” He hemmed slightly as he started to brace himself for the oncoming backlash. Right on cue Ary shot up from her reclined position. Those dark eyes were now narrowed and staring intently in to his.

“What do you mean your not coming?” Her tone had grown louder and much more demanding.

The other conversations that had been carrying in the room grew a bit softer at the Matari’s outburst. Equsi leaned over to Kos and gave him a nudge in the ribs. Darq, who was over at the poker table, a nod of his head towards the two. The dancer beside Mullet was startled. He leaned over to a nibble and whisper to her ear, but it would do little to ease her discomfort. Mullet simple shrugged and continued to enjoy himself.

“Aww, come on Ary. You know how it is. I have things…” Lou’s voice maintained it’s fairly hushed tone. His eyes flickered around the room seeking some type of assist. Ark noticed, but would be of no help as usual. A pillow simply brought up to protect himself and the dancing girl he was now entangled with.

“Ary, give Lou a break.” The calm, clear voice of Kendrick rose up. He hadn’t even bothered to lift his head from the holographic strategic maps he was reviewing. Kendrick had the type of voice that didn’t have to be loud to be heard. The tone of his smooth tenor carried more fire power than most others had in their turrets.

A chuckle came from Detrick as their leader spoke up. “Besides, haven’t you been moon lighting in Jita?”

“Hey, I gotta get paid some how. Unless you’re ready to be my new Sugar Daddy?” Her head and her aggression would turn to Detrick. His response would be a simple indignant snort. “Didn’t think so.”

“Alright you slackers.” Kendrick’s head finally lifted from the strat maps. The image that was hanging in mid air flickered away. “Let’s go. Its hellcats and guardians tonight, armor bs if haven’t been training properly. ” He glanced to a few specific pilots.

It only took those words for the entire room to mobilize. Eqsui and Lou would be staying behind but everyone else rose and migrated towards their quarters and thusly their ship hangers.

Their chill room was left in a state of suspended existence. The hookah was put out and left out with his hoses slithering through the pillows. The mobile ship analyzer was left out with a half done Brutix fit on its glowing screen. Even the card game was stopped mid round with cards left at the player’s seats. The ISK pot, however, was put away for safe keeping. Even the dancers were left behind to their own devices content to lounge and enjoy some of the finer things that the Capsuleers have access too.

“You lucked out this time.” Ary whispered the words as she rose from the place on the pillows.

“Blow up something good for me?” Lou reached up to tug at the end of Ary’s jacket as she turned to walk away. She would turn long enough to cast a wink before disappearing down the corridor to get podded up.

I Ain’t Givin’ You No Tree-Fitty: Recruitment Scams and You

2011-09-22T10:17:00.001-05:00

The universe has instructed me to write this blog post. No, I have not been drinking Tiger’s Blood with Charlie Sheen and getting messages from my god-like peers. However, the same themes keep crossing my path over and over again. I just figure it’s time to take the hint.

Over the past few weeks I’ve come across several instances of EVE Online players getting caught up in recruitment scams. These types of scams are not as widely recognized as the typical Jita Scam even though there are hordes of “I got scammed out of [instert ISK amount/Assets] by [Insert Corporation/Alliance Here].” A new twist in this trend is that this type of scam has now started to target entire corporations and alliances; not just individual pilots.

Recently one of my Voices from the Void listeners has the experience of being one of the unlucky few caught in a recruitment scam. This particular scam was ran by a member of Goonwaffe, the executor corporation of Goonswarm Federation [GSF]. They wrote in to VandV Podcast and shared their experience after we aired a news story about another GSF scam. Here is their experience in their own unedited words:

Greetings, I just wanted to share an unfortunate experience I recently had. The long and short of it is I was scammed out of a lot of ISK and several ships by an active member of GoonWaffe, who was openly claiming to recruit on GoonWaffe's behalf. His name was Hopeless Bromantic, and he promised to have my ships moved from high-sec to VFK-IV for me, free of charge. Not long after this was done, he revealed GoonWaffe's intentions in an mail, demanding 300M ISK for my ships back. This was done with the full knowledge of GoonWaffe. I hope people will be able to save themselves some ISK and avoid the thieves. I don't want to sound like a crybaby over this, I know I have no power, no recourse; I just want other players who might fall for this as I did to know and be proof against it. Lots of people say this is standard operating procedure for them, and that it was general knowledge, but what can you do when you're among the few who don't know it? I'm sorry if this is not the best place to send this, I'm just not sure how would be the best way to get the word out. Thanks for reading this!

The particular scam used above is not the “usual” recruitment scam that you hear about, but there are still many pilots that fall for this ploy. Usually what happens to most pilots is the same thing that almost happened to a friend of mine.

Just yesterday I received a conversation request from a long time in-game friend of mine. He explained that he had grown bored with his current path, but lucky for him he had an application in review with Goonwaffe. Needless to say my spidey senses went up instantly. I ask him if they asked him to pay ISK and he admitted they wanted a 500mil application fee. The next 30 minutes of the conversation was spent on me trying to convince him of the truth: He was being scammed.

Naturally he was reluctant to believe me and I understand. No one wants to believe that they could be the victim and fall into right in to the clutches of a scammer, but it happens. It happens a lot. Like I said before, there are hordes of threads from pilots that have fallen into the same trap and the trend shows no sign of ceasing.

In fact, the trend is growing. Entities such as GSF have become more brazen with their scams and have started to set their targets on entire alliances. A high profile case of this is the Pure Blind Freighter Massacre that Fuzzy Logec Alliance suffered early September 2011. The story was covered by several media sources including Interstellar Correspondents, EVENews24 here and here and you can see the battle report yourself on eve-kill.net.

Just to drive the point home, I’m going to include a few more links you should read. As you go through them you’ll notice that all of the links included are pilots outing corporations or alliances for recruitment and rental scams. You’ll also notice that these links cover a variety of corporations and alliances, but I do pick on GSF and Test Alliance Please Ignore [TEST] slightly. You’ll also notice that these links have a range of dates and personal experiences and scams used do vary.

And if 20 different examples of these recruitment/rental scams aren’t enough; there’s more. Entities like GSF and TEST have come out openly and said they do not recruit publicly. They also go on further that that recruitment is only open to those that are already members of their social groups and those recruits must be active members of the social groups for a minimum of three months. The only other way to join these organizations is to have a personal sponsor and anything else is a scam. Need to see it in print? Then check out this Goonwaffe public wiki article and this Dreddit public wiki article. It’s right there in print. Just to add a little cherry on top, you can hear TheMitanni, executor of GSF, say the same thing with your own ears in a Lost in EVE Podcast* recorded 09.09.11.

Don’t be Stupid.

*Special Thanks to Araziah for reminding me of this interview.

Listen to the Voices ATX 2011: Contests and Giveaways

2011-09-21T11:31:00.004-05:00

The following is a follow up to the post: Listen to theVoices ATX 2011: An Update. This particular post details the fun giveaways and contests that we plan to hold at the Meet-Up. Pay close attention because some of the contests have specific instructions that you need to follow. I wouldn’t want you missing out because of a silly technicality.

If you've been directed to this blog, but have no idea what Listen to the Voices 2011 is... Then check out the LttV Facebook event page or the LttV Events & Gatherings post on the EVE-O Forums.

See you there New Eden.

Dani♥

Pod Breaker

The sucky thing about going to gaming conventions or meet-ups is that you usually don’t know anyone there. Well, never fear. We have a plan to fix all of that. For the first event of the night, we’ll be doing a little something called a Pod Breaker. Think of it as an EVE Online scavenger hunt, but you’re looking for pilots. Attendees present will be given a list and it will be their job to find a pilot that has achieved the listed items in game. Now you won’t be able to use the same pilot twice so… you better get socializing.

The Swag-Off

Pilots attending the meet up are encouraged to bring along their most unique pieces of EVE Online memorabilia. Not only to you get to prove that you’re the coolest pilot in the station and allow others to bask in your glory, but you also have a chance to win even more cool swag. That’s right. The most unique pieces of swag will be rewarded with… more great swag.

EVE is Real… Oh so real

This event is for you more creative types out there. For this event, we want to see how much you get in to Eve Online by seeing whose avatar resembles them the most. Now it doesn’t have to be your main on display. You’re more than welcome to create a custom alt just for the event. Just remember to show up with a picture of the character so our judges can see how real your EVE Online experience is.

Note: 15 pilots must participate for prizes to be awarded. To participate, please bring a picture of your avatar with you. Print outs and pictures on smartphones will be accepted.

This one time… In EVE Online

EVE Online is a single-shard universe where absolutely anything can happen and we want you hear your story. Come tell us your story of tragic loss, epic triumph or a tale absolutely boggle the mind. Rip off a corp for billions of ISK? Take down a massive freighter full of BPO’s in your rifter? Get tricked in to becoming a council member and diplo director for an alliance that lost 72 plexes in a freaking destroyer? Whatever the case is, we want to hear about. The most spectacular and entertaining tales will walk away with… you guessed it. Spectacular prizes from the EVE Online Store.
Note: To participate bring a small summery write up of your experience with you. The top stories will be selected to present to our "judges panel" for a chance to win prizes. All entries must be received by 6:00pm CST the day of the event to be considered.

Fantasy Feature

Hey all your amateur game designers. Here’s your chance to showcase that great idea for a new EVE Online feature that’s been rolling around in the back of your mind. It doesn’t matter if it’s an idea for a new ship, module or even a game mechanic. Make sure you tie up those loose ends and add those finishing touches because not only will your idea land you a chance to win some sweet swag, but you’ll also be getting some dev feedback from the one, the only, the bro… CCP Soundwave.
Note: Please bring a small printed summery of your fantasy feature feature with you. All summaries will be reviewed and the best will be selected to pitch their ideas to CCP Soundwave. All entries must be received by 6:00pm CST the day of the event to be considered.

LttV NFL Football Pool

As you all know the meet up is being held on Sunday. And nothing goes along with an Austin, TX Sunday like the NFL. Lucky for us Lavaca Street Bar and Grill has 21 flat screen TV’s to catch all the action, so we’ll be taking advantage of that and doing our own NFL Football pool. At the bottom of this blog post you’ll find the games that are scheduled that day. Pick your winners and e-mail them to vandvpodcast(AT)gmail(dot)com. If you’re the pilot with the highest score, you’ll score yourself a swag filled touchdown.

Note: Only points for games that have completed will be counted. Entries must be submitted prior to Saturday October 8^th 11:59 CST. Winner will be called at the end of the event. 15 pilots must participate for prizes to be awarded.

Listen to the Voices NFL Picks For Oct 9th
New Orleans	@	Carolina	Your Winner:
Cincinnati	@	Jacksonville	Your Winner:
Tennessee	@	Pittsburgh	Your Winner:
Kansas City	@	Indianapolis	Your Winner:
Tampa Bay	@	San Francisco	Your Winner:
New York J.	@	New England	Your Winner
Philadelphia	@	Buffalo	Your Winner:
Seattle	@	New York G.	Your Winner:
Oakland	@	Houston	Your Winner:
Arizona	@	Minnesota	Your Winner:
San Diego	@	Denver	Your Winner:

In the event of a tie, the tie breaker will be determined by who guesses the closest scores for the Oakland @ Houston Game.

Oakland Score:

Houston Score:

Listen to the Voices ATX 2011: An Update

2011-09-21T11:26:00.002-05:00

In less than three weeks the Listen to the Voices ATX Meet-up will be here and everyday I’m getting more excited. Most places I have a calendar, the date it highlighted and when I look at them I feel like a kid counting down to Christmas or their birthday. Not surprisingly, I’m cool with those particular vibes.

Each passing days little pieces of the puzzle are coming together. I’m in the final planning stages with CCP Daishi and CCP Soundwave for the different events and giveaways we’ll do. I have been assured that some wonderful goodies from the EVE Online Store will be available for those that are brave enough to participate. I just hope that those coming will be as excited about winning the swag as I am about giving it away.

Jason, Tegh Rhind and I have also taken the liberty of getting some podcast and event specific swag to give away as well. Any good Hostess (or Host) will make sure their invited guests will have something memorable to take home with them and I’m no exception. Plus this is Texas so Southern Hospitality is a must. That’s why everyone who RSVPs will get some Listen to the Voices ATX swag just for showing up and making the event a success.

The community response to the event has been bigger then I could have ever hoped. Almost 50 players have RSVPed on the Listen to the Voices Facebook page and another 10 or so have signed up on the EVE-O Forums. Of course some of these may be cross posted, but that’s still a better response than I could have predicted.

I did try to get the word out as best I could, but in a community as massive as EVE Online it was a little challenging. Of course I went the obvious route and made posts on the EVE-O forums. The post was stickyed on the “old” forums and I’m still waiting on that sticky for the post on the new forums. [Insert comic clearing of throat at CCP Daishi here.] Then there’s the event posting on the Facebook page, ads on my own podcast as well as Jason’s. I also put up a little something on Reddit seeing as how 1 of every 3 Austin EVE Online players seems to be in TEST.

Even with all that people are still posting “I just found out about this.’ Are you people living under rocks or what?

So that’s the basics of where things are with the meet-up. I can’t wait to meet those of you that will be attending. Make sure you come ready to eat, drink, be merry and socialize. There are also a couple of other things that you should come ready to do. That has more to do with the events though so if you want to go home with a little something extra… I suggest you check out the blog post Listen to the Voices ATX 2011: Contests & Give-Aways.

I Ain’t Givin’ You No Tree-Fifty: AFK Cloakers & Defenses

2011-09-20T12:06:00.003-05:00

Welcome to the final (maybe) edition of the AFK Cloaker series. In the first blog post I did a smallintroduction to the phenomenon of AFK Cloakers. In the second blog post I discussed types of AFK Cloakers and their “methods of operation.” In this third blog I will cover ways to protect yourself against AFK Clokers and things to keep in mind when you’re out in Null Sec.

As always, I’ll insert my little disclaimer that I am not the end all, be all of this subject. I do hope to give some sage advice as well as highlight some points of common sense. Hopefully after reading the article you will feel a little more enlightened and embowered to venture out… and not loose your ass while doing it.

Vigilance is Your Friend.

Like many things, the best person to count on is yourself. Then again, sometimes we are our own greatest enemy when it comes to protecting our assets. Complacency and over confidence play a major part in players getting caught by AFK Cloakers. The sad reality is that these losses are completely avoidable. Keep your eyes and ears open and stay aware of your surroundings. Don’t get lazy or fall in to patterns no matter how safe you feel. These are the kind of behaviors that AFK Clokers look for and seize opportunity on. Don’t let yourself become a kill board statistic.

Use the Tools Available to You.

As a former alliance leader and a current member of a Null Sec alliance, I hear the same complaints all the times. “Another in-game/ts/mumble/etc channel? Don’t we have enough yet?” Yes I understand that having 5 in-game intel channels, 2 TS3’s, 1 mumble, 4 Jabbers, 2 IRCs and a pigeon coup for messenger birds can be incredibly annoying, but… these tools will save your ship, your pod and your ego. Not only do they offer you intel of surroundings areas as well as your immediate local, but they are also a venue you for you report intel and scream like a nub when you get tackled by an AFK Cloaker. Vast communication options can be obnoxious, but they are essential to survival.

Here a Scout, There a Scout.

If you have a second account (or third, fourth, fifth) then there is no reason for you not to have a scout. Scouts are one of the biggest life savers in EVE Online and soooo many people do not use them. Blind jumping is the most terrible, stupid, brain thing you could ever do. If you ever have the inclination to blind jump, just send me a convo and I’ll come blow you up myself with the added bonus of me stealing your crap and then mocking you while posting my Hello Kitty ACSII image in local. Of course there are some situations where all you can do is blind jump… like not having any alts.

If you do not have an alt, never fear. There is a second option for you. Make friends! 3 of 4 EVE Online players have alts. If you’re nice to your corp and alliance mates, they might be nice enough to do some scouting for you. Hell, they might even let you know some secret uber pocket where they’re stashed off and already have an alt. Not being a douche to the people you fly with does have it’s advantages.

Location, Location, Location.

Where you choose to do your operations can either be a blessing or a curse. Use tools like Dot Lan to find areas of operation that work for you. I would recommend using the following guidelines:

Stay near or in friendly space
Find a single piped pocket where you can easily place a scout
Avoid systems that connect constellations and regions
Find systems that have low jump count and rat kills within a 24 hour period
Avoid staging systems

That’s all I have for you at the moment New Eden. I hope these few tips and things to remember will help you see a little less red on your killboard. As an added bonus, a few weeks (maybe months) a go, I did an EVE Online: Question of the Day on Twitter. The question was:

@Arydanika: So I'm curious #TweetFleet How do you deal with AFK Cloakers when playing #EveOnline? #EOQoTD

Needless to say I got some interesting responses. So to close out this post, I’m going to leave with you some final thoughts gained from the combined wisdom and trolling of #TweetFleet

@ibrahas
@Arydanika As often as not I am the AFK cloaker. It is passive tear extraction. I smile at work knowing someone is crying at my afk alt.

@stevietopsiders
@Arydanika BattleRorq minmatar.co.uk/killboard/?a=k… #tweetfleet

@SharksInSpace
@Arydanika: Skiff with a point and friends. Transport ships (like the Mastadon) can also work for this bait. #tweetfleet #eveonline

@Ikeo58
@BuckyOhair @arydanika pt a drag bubble up 150 away from what your doing and carry on as normal or afk cloaky falcon #tweetfleet

@Khanhrhh
@Arydanika after living in WH space for a few months, you realise how pathetic AFK cloaker whine is and move on #tweetfleet

@BuckyOhair
I am the AFK cloaker MUHAHAHA RT @Arydanika: So I'm curious #TweetFleet How do you deal with AFK Cloakers when playing #EveOnline? #EOQoTD

@bel_amar
@Arydanika I live in a WH. I find complaints about AFK cloakers amusing. It's like people complaining that EVE is too hard for them #EOQoTD

@eclipticrift
@bel_amar @Arydanika I learned to abuse D-scan living in W-space. So until I see probes, I don't worry about them.

@rulesaremyenemy
@Arydanika Use killboards to find his active times and what he brings to the party (cyno bridging/cap drops), then set up a trap.

AFK Cloaker Series:

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Intro to AFK Cloakers

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Meet the Cloakers Pt 1
I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: AFK Cloakers & Defenses

That Old Flame

2011-09-17T23:54:00.002-05:00

For the past few months I've found myself in this toxic mix of a "rut" and a "funk" when it comes to EVE Online. I think the catalyst was the act of me getting hung up on my corp joining Brick Squad. It tainted my game play experience so much that I stopped enjoying my game play experience. After a few weeks of being bummed and moping about it; I came to a simple conclusion.

I was being Stupid.

My eyes narrow slightly at my computer screen as I read those words, but yea. I was being stupid. I really enjoy playing EVE Online. I really enjoy my corp and my corp mates. I really enjoy PvP. Who the fuck are they to taint that for me? No. Screw that noise.

As soon as I said that to myself the most wonderful thing happened. It was unexpected and even a little shocking. It's also the most logical progression events and a welcome relief. That's right folks. When I let it go, I started having a good time again. Who would have thought?

The catalyst for this "Letting It Go" was going back to the very thing that lured me in to EVE Online in the first place. The ships! I remember the first ship I ever saw. It was a Daredevil. If the sleek and sexy body style wasn't enough, the thing is a speed demon on top of it. I was absolutely enchanted by it and my friend had been using them a lot as a low sec pirate so he did an excellent job of selling me on all it's stats.

That ship put some kind of spell on me. It's supple curves accented with the dangerous tips of its wings sparks a visual pleasure for me. There's an edge about that ship. The design alone makes the resounding statement of; I will fuck your shit up. When I saw that ship I knew I had to fly it. I knew it would be something that would eventually be in my collection. That hasn't quiet happened yet due to be being forever broke, but... one day. That's how it all started though and that's where I went to rekindle that spark.

Recently I've gone from not being able to fly jack shit, to being able to fly more ships than I know what to do with. I should note that when I say "I can fly" I mean with proper fits as well. So I decided to do a little window shopping on EVE MON with my fitting room on EFT soon to overflow. I spent time looking at Lokis Rapiers, Scimitars, Munins and Vagabonds. Rapiers got the most attention tonight since my mates were discussing fits in corp chat. I was shocked that I was able to fly it and immediately started asking questions.

I wanted to know everything about this ship and I'm lucky that I have corp mates that are experienced and that want to see my succeed in PvP. I'm pretty sure most would be quick to call my questions out as being noobish, but I am a noob. I asked about price, fits, if being able to fit a covert cyno was really necessary, how does it compare with the Huginn and its missile bonus' etc, etc. That lead to Kenndo asking me if I was coming or not.

That's something about Wrecking Shots that I really love. There usually something going on most nights. If it's not an Alliance Op, we're going a corp op or a roam. Then of course, some nights are "Bear Nights" as we call them as everyone needs to make their ISK. Tonight was no exception and off we went towards a pipe leading to the Y-2ANO area looking for a little bit of fun.

Tonight we were doing new style of tactic. The idea is internet spaceships, but Guerilla Warfare Style. Nanos and Cloaks create a dangerous combination for stragglers that aren't on their toes and plenty of killmails for me. After one night, I'm still fairly new with the method of operation and my dictor performance was mediocre at best. I made a couple of big mistakes, but the FC was cool about it. This particular FC is great like that and I've always enjoyed his fleets and learned a lot from them. I'm sold on the new tactic and I can't wait to get back out there again.

I ended the night with four solid kills and there were six for the entire night. It's not much, but it's not bad for two hours of camping. We only had one loss and that was to Incursion rats, ugh. More importantly, I think I found my flame again.

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Meet the Cloakers Pt 1

2011-09-13T13:25:00.001-05:00

So after a month of doing everything else I could possibly think of, I’m here to unleash the second installment of the Tree-Fitty: AFK Cloaker Series. What can I say? I’ve been a busy lady over the past month, but that’s a different blog post.

In this article I’m going to zero in on three distinct types of AFK Cloakers and their tactics personally observed. Now this is not the definitive article on AFK Cloakers by any means. Still I hope that the article will help you, my darling reader, be more aware and knowledgeable on how to deal with these menaces to space society.

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Mr. Snipe

The snipe is one of the more dangerous types of AFK Cloakers. I refer to them snipes because they usually pick off one ship at time and then go back to be dormant. Their tactics force them to rely on the complacency of system in habitants. Of course this means that their kills are easily preventable.

Method of Operation:

They are the kind that suddenly appear in the system, go inactive and remain inactive for an undetermined amount of time. What they are really doing is biding their time and waiting for the system inhabitants to go back to their normal routine of hauling or ratting. When they find a suitable target; they will strike quickly only going for the one kill and then disengaging before assistance can arrive.

Primary Ship Type:

T3’s, Cloaky Sabre

Primary Targets:

Single targets, usually hauling or PvE ships.

Where they attack:

Gates, Belts, Anomalies & Signatures

Party Animal

The Party Animal is the jackass of all AFK Cloakers. As the name suggests, they enjoy the company of others and usually en masse. In fact, they enjoy the company of others so much that they like to fit cynos and then hot drop the hell out of people. The truly sad thing is that this tactic works… repeatedly. How ever they are also usually the easiest to get away from due to the amount of things the AFK Cloaker needs to coordinate in order to achieve “op success.”

Method of Operation:

This AFK Cloaker looks not only for targets of opportunity, but also targets with a large pay off. This is because they are not the only ones seeking a kill mail and they need to make sure the quarry is worth it for all involved. These types will usually show themselves and attempt to get the intended target to aggress prior to lighting the cyno and jumping the rest of the fleet in.

Primary Ship Type:

Anything that can fit a cloak and cyno, usually T3’s & Cov Ops

Primary Targets:

Single Targets of ‘Merit’ (ie ratting carriers/ faction battleships), Small and Medium Gangs

Where they Attack:

Gates, Repair Ops, Anomalies, Signatures, Safe Spots

Can-Can

Out of the three, The Can-Can is the most obnoxious. This is the one that sits in local, cloaks and then proceeds to never shut the hell up. At anytime you can find them sperging away with rants, personal taunts, porn links, ASCII code and anything else to cause disruption and gain attention.

Method of Operation:

This type of AFK Cloakers wants you to notice them, but probably not for the reasons you think. Yes by making their presence known most hauling & PvE will end instantly, but this is not the main goal. Each time they start ranting in local, they’re actually conditioning the system inhabitants. They will start up and end around the same time and the pattern will repeat day after day. That is until at some point in time, a time when they aren’t usually active, they find a nice juicy victim. It’s usually the guy in TS saying, “Oh, they’re never around at this time” as he undocks his Nightmare.

Primary Ship Type:

T3’s and Cov Ops

Primary Targets:

Anything expensive

Where they Attack:

Anywhere

Hopefully this second installment of the Tree-Fitty: AFK Cloakers has given you a little more insight in to the subject as well as some things to think about. Keep in mind that this article only covers 3 tactics and I’m positive there are more out there (especially since I thought of a few as I was writing the article). For the rest of the articles in the series, check the link below.

AFK Cloaker Series:

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Intro to AFK Cloakers

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Meet the Cloakers Pt 1
I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: AFK Cloakers & Defenses

Pulling the Trigger

2011-09-06T13:05:00.001-05:00

I hate doing it. Not in the literal sense of initiating turret/laser fire against an enemy, but the in the metaphorical sense of making a difficult decision. Over the past few weeks I’ve been going back and forth over leaving WSHOT. I thought it would be an easy decision and an even easier process, but I was clearly mistaken.

Recently my current corporation, WSHOT choose to join an organization called Brick Squad(dot) which I will refer to from now on as BS. I do not particularly care for BS. I’ve had quite a few experiences with their leadership, FC’s & membership which brought me to the conclusion that this organization is not worth my time or effort. This is an opinion that will not soon change if ever.

This conflict creates a bit problem. While I enjoy the company of most of WSHOT’s membership, the kills, the usually frequent activity, etc… there’s no way in hell I’m ever going to contribute to any of BS’s goals. This is no secret due to the fact when BS was being discussed as an alliance option and I was asked point blank at a corporation meeting about the possibility of joining BS my response was, and I quote, “I’ll either leave WSHOT or go dormant until WSHOT finds a worth wile alliance.”

In the end it was decided the BS was the best decision for the corporation and I can’t fault the leadership making the decision to become part of that particular organization. Really I couldn’t agree more when it comes to look at the pros and cons on paper. The lack of capable FC’s gave WSHOT FC’s a chance to step up to leaded fleets and gain notoriety with in the organization. BS has decent space for ratting. Also the Delve area is filled with the brim with ‘good fights.’ Those things make BS a better match for WSHOT than other organizations that were being considered.

In the beginning, I even gave it a (very very very small) chance. I went out on a few roams with the corporation. One ended up being sucked in to a fleet ran by the organization which ended up being a pretty terrible fleet. Still as time went on, I stopped logging into comms and eventually stopped logging in to the game preferring to spend time on my brand new alt. Eventually I took Ary to Jita for market trading. I only recently came back to Delve to sell off what few assets I had there since all of my assets got lost in the corp move and still have not been found after three weeks.

Now, logically speaking it seems pretty obvious that I should leave WSHOT. Still, I’ve tried to a week to click the little ‘quit corp’ button, but I can’t. I’ve procrastinated using any excuse I could find from needing to finish updating market orders to I should really go do that load of laundry. I’ve even been searching for the smallest reason to stay. I really don’t want to leave WSHOT, but as I continue to put it off… the reality of the matter grows more obvious. I’m unhappy in my current EVE Online experience and something’s got to give.

So I have two choices. I can either suck up my absolute contempt for BS or I can leave and find somewhere else to hang my hat. I’m not sure which option is the best, but I already know the answer. In speaking to the leadership of WSHOT I know they’ve already written me off as a loss much like the many other members that have already left when they joined BS. Even if I did stay my participation would most likely be little to nothing which really isn’t fair to WSHOT since most organizations look at membership activity. Then there’s the obvious why stay some place you don’t want to be?

I guess it just bugs me because I thought WSHOT was truly my home when it came to EVE Online. I thought I found that elusive mesh between a player and corp where you just end up staying there until you stopped playing. I wanted WSHOT to be my PvP Happily Ever After where the closing scene was nothing more than engine trails leading off into the distance with empty wrecks left in their wake.

Then there's that little voice in the back of my mind. Maybe I'm giving up too soon. It has only been a few months. Plus, where else would I go. Honestly. I'm sure it will come across a little weird when I say WSHOT gets me. They get my terrible sense of humor that involves a lot of off color jokes that would make most instantly uncomfortable (including my own co-host). They get my joy for smack talking in local even though we know it's immature and tardish. They get that I like to not just kill things when I play video games, but I like to kill things, rez them, kill them again, t-bag and hang their corpse as hunting trophy.

I think a need a drink. Or several.

VandV Podcast: Episode 19

2011-08-30T13:18:00.002-05:00

Voices from the Void Podcast Episode 19 is filled with all the great EVE Online you’ve come to expect. Starting off there’s an exciting week of EVE Online to discuss including dueling and BMTHOKK II. The news is packed with the latest from null sec, CCP and the Community. The Blog Spotlight this features the Blog Banter: EVE Quick Matches. Then of course, a nice easy finish of Chillin’ With Dani & Hallan featuring Roc Wieler.

Don’t forget about the 20th Episode Thanatos Lottery. Tickets still available!

Blog Banter: Competition Arenas

2011-08-26T22:06:00.012-05:00

This blog was written in response to the Freebooted blog post Blog Banter: EVE Quick Matches. The topic grabbed me as soon as I read it. No seriously. I was in the middle of editing and interview for the podcast, saw the link come up on tweetdeck, read it and then started writing. I don't know what it is, I guess Seismic stan just has that kind of effect on me. So... anyway... On to the blogging!

EVE Quick Matches

Kirith Kodachi recently discussed the idea of what a World of Tanks style quick-match element would bring to EVE Online. Would the opportunity for a quick combat interest you? How could it be implemented? Could it be done without having a negative impact on existing gameplay elements? Or does such a concept have no place in EVE?

It's an average night and there's not much going on. Things on the corp and alliance front are quiet for whatever reason, but you're in the mood for some action. You could go roam solo, but who wants to go roaming for hours on end only to come up empty handed? Maybe you go join a gate camp and do the auto-pilot pop polka with whatever unwitting fool crosses your path. While those are all things we absolutely love about PvP in EVE Online, there could be a better option for those looking for a quick fix.

I propose the idea of competition arenas around New Eden to provide instanced PvP. Humans and Capsuleers are creatures of conquest and blood lust. Competition Arenas are a common thread that strings across our history, present, fiction and will continue to be a staple of our existence into the future. Even if we don't participate in it, we at least enjoy watching it. Look at the population of Null Sec and the sheer number of PvP videos that are on eveisreal.net and youtube.com. It's a fact that can not be denied. So why not capitalize it and make it in to enjoy content?

Like this, but with spaceships!

The Main Idea

Competition Arenas would be introduced into the game as a way to provide players with quick, easily accessible PvP. Pilots can create or find 1v1 duel with a variety of hull classes. There is some regulation, but due to the nature of low sec, the element of danger should be elevated. There would also be the chance for player designed services as well as positive side effects for other elements in the game. The design I propose would increase traffic in low sec, provide isk sinks and draw on currently existing game elements.

Location

The competition arenas are a place capsuleers from all over can come and display their prowess of destruction. Most "normals" of the various faction might find this practice a little barbaric. However, when you're an immortal, your perspective of barbaric tends to be a little different. Because of this the practice wouldn't be easily accepted in high sec. Low sec on the other hand is perfect for an entertainment complex of this nature. The factions are there to ensure their cut of the action, but the brutality is of all is just far enough away to keep everyone happy.

How it works

The first stop would be to the station where players could access the arena search panel. From there pilots can review matches already posted or create their own posting. Posting a match would have an associated cost for rental fees and other costs. The posting will be for a 1v1 match and have an option of being public or private as well as the option of hull class. The panel would feature a search function for public matches along with an invite function when a pilot has posted a private duel. If a pilot selects a duel to join, the pilot that created the duel will have an opportunity to mutually accept. Once the pilots are locked in to the match a bookmark for an arena location will be uploaded to their neocom and their off.

Once through the gate, the two would land 200km from a beacon. At that point they can warp in at range and go about the happy business of trying to blow the hull off the other. The gate would only allow that ship class selected for the match (frigate, destroyer, cruiser, battlecruiser or battleship). There should most like be a type of restriction to keep everything T1. I'm not sure if there's coding for that and I'm really not sure if something like that could be feasible.

Keeping It Clean

Of course there will be some need for rules and regulations for things to run smoothly. As mentioned before I think the sites would work best if they were not able to be scanned down. On the flip side, it could be an interesting element especially with the arenas being a low sec feature. Faction police can be spawned at the acceleration gate so others can have a chance at kill you first, but they loose faction standings and other typical space punishments for attempting. Faction police can spawned inside the arena to punish podding. Yes I do believe your opponent should have the ability to be a dick and pod you, they'd just get the usual consequences for it. It is EVE Online Low Sec after all.

Side Effects

The addition of such content can have some positive side effects as well. Low sec traffic and population would experience a boost. The markets would end up seeing additional activity due to the nature of the content. The arena also provides the game with a new ISK sink. As a tie in with player establishments, null sec only franchises could be operated. They would be expensive to maintain leaving the owner with a small profit and of course, no faction police to regulate. Only systems with stations would be able to have arenas due to the need for office and other conveniences, so wormholes would be left out much like high sec.

The ISK Line: Sinks, New Markets and maybe some gambling.

Rankings

There could even be the possibility of a ranking system associated with this. If the arena kill mails were given a specific type of tag, they could be separated from other kill mails to be funneled in to a secondary "Arena Killboard." There could be arena displays much like eve-kill.net and it's Top 20 lists. It would also allow corps and alliances to have their own Arena Killboards. The rankings would be player development dependant. It's unfortunate, but since there is no CCP maintained killboard, I'm not sure how they could do it. And if they did it.. they might as well make a CCP maintained killboard. Such a thing would be a great asset to the game. For now we're lucky to have eve-kill.net and the other programmers out there.

Rough Draft

It's a pretty rough idea and I'm sure there's a lot of holes it in. If some poor EVE Dev comes across this post, I really hope they don't have an aneurism from what I'm proposing. I do think that the idea of competition arenas would be a great addition of content for the game. It would soothe irritation of "I want pvp nao" and give low sec a bit of a jolt as well. The concept also fits in well with the lore and the style of the game.

Hopefully this banter will be one of many that join this discussion. I've enjoyed reading the blogs of those that have already posted and I hope that others will join us in this discussion.

Further Reading
The following blogs have already touched upon the subject and might give you something to chew over. Come banter with us.

Kirith Kodachi @ Inner Sanctum of the Ninveah, World of Tanks - Lessons to be Learned
Seismic Stan @ Freebooted, Suddenly Combat: World of Spaceships
Arydanika @ And Knowing is Half the Battle, Blog Banter: Competition Arenas
Harrigan Vonstudly @ Gun Turret Diplomacy, Blog Banter: Quick Matches. Eveharmony?
Drackarn @ Sand,Cider and Spaceships, Eve Blog Banter - Quick Matches
Mike Azariah @ A Missioner In Eve, Blog Banter: Pinks
Ender Black @ Pod Goo, Blog Banter: Quick Matches
Noise @ The Phoenix Diaries, Arena PvP
Rhavas @ Interstellar Privateer, NECL Season One
Gul'Gotha @ Hero Tackle, Blog Banter EVE Quick Matches
KuroMayuri @ KuroMayuri, Blog Banter: EVE Quick Matches
Rixx Javix @ Eveoganda, Blog Banter: Arena Combat
PyroTech03 @ Wandering the Void, Blog Banter: Arena Combat, and Playing Devil's Advocate
Toterra @ Scram Web, Blog Banter: Arena
Mabrick @ Mabricks Mumblings: Chivalry, not cage fights.

Introducing: The EVE Pod Pack

2011-08-24T22:07:00.001-05:00

So apparently, I don't have enough to do. No. Producing a podcast, writing a blog, planning a meet-up, learning video editing, playing 2 accounts and then all that real life stuff just aren't enough. I had to get my hands into another pie. Just what is this other pie? The EVE Pod Pack.

After several e-mails between Rixx Javix, the proud new daddy of the EVE Blog Pack, I asked if I could have a hand at administrating the podcast version of the EVE Blog Pack. Rixx gave his blessing and off I went. After a few days of information collection and a few hours of web design, the fruits of my labor can be found here:

Click Here to Visit the EVE Pod Pack Site

The site is still in development as far as I am concerned. A brief explain is up as well as expectations for the podcasts included in the pack. There is a section on iterations I would like to see in the future including a combined podcast feed. Also, like the EVE Blog Pack, I will have a special icon stating the site is part of the pod pack for the various websites to display.

Now I do need some help with all of this. Podcasters, please send me your info! I'd like to have update icons from each of you as well as a brief description about your podcast. The information I have up for your podcast current is what I was able to pull up from the deep crevices of the internet where our podcasts lurk. Of course I'm open to feedback. If there is anything you think I should add to the site, please speak up!

My main purpose and goal with all of this is to promote the work of people who are passionate about EVE Online and to connect them to listeners who want this type of material. I want to do right by CCP, my fellow podcasters and the community by taking up this project. Thank you to Rixx Javix letting me take a crack at this. This is a big opportunity as well as a big task. I'm going to do my best to fulfill it.

Ciao for now♥

VandV Podcast: Epsiode 18

2011-08-23T08:30:00.000-05:00

In Episode 18 of Voices from the Void; join Arydanika and Hallan Turrek for their usual coverage of Null Sec, CCP and Community News. This week the Blog Spotlight goes out to the EVE Online Blog Pack v2 and it’s new Big Daddy. In Section 4, Shadoo gets put right in to the creamy filling.

Full length Chill Session with Shadoo coming soonTM.

Also don’t forget to check out the VandV Podcast 20th Episode Thanatos Lottery!

WSHOT Prayer

2011-08-18T06:26:00.004-05:00

The following video is a collaboration of sorts. A while ago one of my corps mates, Esqui, sent me a little something called the "Wrecking Shots Prayer." Soon after writing it, he sent it to me and asked me to do an audio for it. I did, but it seemed flat when I listened to it. That's when the real work began.

I came up with the idea of doing a video for the prayer. There were two obstacles though. First, I have a terrible video card so the fraps I take comes out very low quality. Second, I'm not that good with Sony Vegas and only knew a few tricks. In my usual way, I found a way around all that.

You Tube has become a saving grace when it comes to EVE Online. Some of the best tutorials for the game are on You Tube. I found this to the same for Sony Vegas and also for obtaining great footage. I learned a few new tricks from the tutorials, but my You Tube loitering didn't stop there. For inspiration I started watching the trailers.

That's when it hit me. Why do I need to fraps new stuff, when there's great video footage already out there. As I watched the EVE Online trailers, I realized there were scenes that went perfectly with the prayer. Though CCP Game's use policy I was able to borrow those scene. As for the actual fraps footage, that I knicked from a fellow corp mate Black Jesus. He has a fraps FTP dump for the corp.

Then there's the music. For that I have to give thanks to MadeLoud.com and Exordium Project. MadeLoud.com is a royalty free music site where budding artists can publish there work and offer it for free or paid downloads. Sometimes you have to sift though a lot of "interesting" works, but you do come across some gold. Thought chance I found the track "Black Apocalypse" by Exordium Project. It was a good song, but not what I was looking for. I went to their page and there was only songs. The moment I heard " Demon Music Box" it all came together for me.

I should also mention that the Thrasher footage is a High Sec Hulk gank that the corp did a little while ago in the Placid Region. Those ganks have been a lot of fun (for us of course, not the Hulk pilots). It was also Black Jesus' first hulk gank.

Enjoy!

Voices from the Void: Episode 17

2011-08-15T06:31:00.000-05:00

In this edition of Voices from the Void Podcast, Arydanika and Hallan Turrek bring all that EVE Online goodness to you that you love so much. In Weekly game play they discuss Hallan’s rise to power and Dani’s lulz pretending to be a Pirate in Placid. The News is filled with the latest in-game happenings including the Southern Conflict, the Northern Clean Up, IEG and Sniggwaffe falling out with their counterparts and of course the Phaser Inc Ponzi Scheme. The Blog Spotlight is all about EVEOGANDA. Then CCP Manifest & CCP Hekatonkheires jump right in to the middle of the creaming filling for an inside look at EveisReal.net.

Check out the podcast here.
Check out the full length interview here

Also, we've updated The News segment. It's now being packaged on it's own with some snazzy new video editing. Enjoy!

HALP?! How do I Get my [insert female companion title here] to Play Eve?!

2011-08-12T08:00:00.022-05:00

This is a question I’ve been asked several times since starting Eve Online. I’ve been asked by corp and alliance mates, those that listen to the podcast and even random people in some of the open in-game chats that I hang out in. The inquiring pilot’s background can vary from null sec capsuleer to market trader to casual miners. The question is always the same though. Why doesn’t my significant other find EVE Online as fascinating as I?

The truth is; I have no freaking clue. I don’t. The first problem is that I don’t know your significant other. That makes it difficult to give good advice because I have no idea of what they’re looking for in a gaming experience. In fact, I don’t know if they even like video games to begin with. That coupled with the fact we’re discussing EVE Online, there could be any number of reasons they don’t want to play. Just think of all the different things current players dislike about the game.

I love this dude.

That said I’m going to try to impart some advice anyway. Mind you, this advice comes with stipulations. They are as follows:

I have no idea what I’m talking about. Most of this will be pulled out of my ass.

This is all 100% my opinion. No facts will be included at all. Ever.

Posted responses are extremely generic in order to fit to a wide variety of situations.

You’re reading an advice blog from a chick that plays EVE Online and is way too into ponies. I would say use your best judgment when necessary, but let’s face it. The fact you’re here proves you have terrible judgment anyway.

On with the gud poasting!

What’s the Point?

One of the issues with player acquisition and retention on any level is how well new players understand the game and end goals. This becomes a problem when you look at MMO’s in general because for most people “getting to the next big shiny” is not a valid goal. Without concrete and easily measurable goals, most people automatically feel there’s no real point or purpose.

I'm totally borrowing this from Eelis Kiy's blog

The Solution: The trick is to get the potential player to see how the open sandbox is a benefit more than ‘a rubix cube to go F*** yourself with.’ Take the time to explain how you can basically do anything you want. For the nurturing and puzzle loving types there is the industrial side with its myriad of blueprints and manufacturing chains. For those who are more adventurous there are a vast number of null sec and wormhole options. If their play style is more aggressive, they can duke it out by participating in low sec via piracy or faction warfare. Even those that prefer role play in rich and stimulating settings are getting their piece of the pie with live events and new changes Incarna is bringing. EVE Online has a little something for everyone.

Lack of Instant Gratification

Another common issue is the complete lack of “Push Button; Receive Bacon” in the new player experience. Yes, there is a small amount of instant gratification in the form of receiving skill books after certain mission or getting a new hull after you complete the tutorial arcs, but it’s not much. Removing training skills was a good attempt to soften this blow to the NPE and get people in to the game faster. However, you still need the patience of Mahatma Gandhi in order to get to any serious game. Just look at the necessity of core, fitting, gunnery, ship command, etc skills.

The Solution: There isn’t one. Yes, you can trick-out their clone out with implants and set them up with the most pro skill plan ever, but… that still only helps so much. If the potential pilot doesn’t have patience, they won’t make it in EVE Online. As anyone who’s played EVE Online for any extended period of time knows; you need patience to do anything. From mining to industry and even PvP, you will spend a fair amount of time waiting. Those are the breaks.

A Nobody with No Body? Part 1

Since the dawn of EVE Online, avatars have not played an important role. This made EVE Online stand apart from most of its MMO competitors. This also excluded EVE Online from a big portion of the MMO market share because… well.. people like bodies. For some the disconnect is unbearable and the lack of personal in-game representation (not counting a ship in space) breaks their immersion. This makes it hard for some people to ‘get in to the game.’

All about the space ships

The Solution: Incarna. Now that Incarna has come we finally have bodies. They are bodies stuck in one room, but we have them. The advent of the NeX store makes it possible to dress up those bodies. If you wait a little while (there’s that waiting again!) CCP will soon be iterating on walking in stations. Once Incarna is fully realized capsuleers will be able to move into entirely new era of being corporeal. Pilots will be able to have shops, poker parlors, hang out rooms or whatever their minds can come up with. These things combined should appease the Second Life/Sims type crowd. Hopefully, it will be the door that leads them to actually fly in space. Get it… door? I hate you Captain's Quarters alt screen.

A Nobody with No Body? Part 2

People in EVE Online hate people they do not know. The meta game with in EVE Online and most styles of game play tend to feed that mentality. Current players of EVE Online took the 80’s message of stranger danger to heart and that mode of thinking is not going to change any time soon. This can be a new player’s biggest obstacle when it comes to getting started in the game. Who you run with is a big deal in EVE Online and if you’re running alone… you’re doing it wrong.

The Solution: Give them the hook up. If you are bringing a new player in to the game, it is in your best interest to introduce them to the right people. Chances are your corp or alliance isn’t going to want them joining up right away. However, many larger corps and alliances have starter corporations for lower SP pilots and once the players have the proper amount of SP and have been shown the ropes, they are allowed to run with the big dogs. There are also corps who’s sole purpose is work with new people. If your corp does not have a sister corporation for newer player then get them in EVE University. Also check to see if they are a part of a larger social organization as Goons and Test have their own versions of intro corps, but you have to spend some time in the greater social group first.

You Are an Awful Instructor

Remember when you were first learning how to drive? Remember when your parents would clutch their hearts and slam their foot into the floorboards any time the car went above 15 miles per hour? Or how they would scream “WATCH OUT” when ever there a person/car/stop sign/cat/etc 5000 feet in front of you? That’s you trying to teach your significant other how to play EVE Online. Really, it’s not that you’re a terrible instructor. It’s just that your expectations for them are much higher than they should be. After all… they’ve watched you play for how many years? That’s how not to think btw.

The Solution: Sometimes they best thing you can do, is to pawn your potential pilot off on someone else. There are organizations out there that are much better at training new players and have a much better success & retention rate than you do. Off the top of my head I can think of EVE University and Project Halibut. There are also a lot of great mining and mission running corps that act as great havens for new players to get their feet wet. There are even some corps that specialize new player PvP training programs. Sometimes the best way to teach a bird to fly is to kick it out of the nest. Plus if you aren’t hovering over their shoulders prattling on about how terrible they are at this game they just started playing, it could prevent a break-up/divorce.

Have You Really Talked to Them?

No. I don’t mean did you mention EVE Online in passing that one day two years ago. Have you really sat down with them and talked to them about EVE Online? Have you told them how much you enjoy the game and why you think they might enjoy it to? Have you told them that you would like to use the game as a medium to spend more time together? Have you explained that you would like them to take interest in your passion? Have you shown them eveisreal.net?

The Solution: Sometimes all it takes is a little conversation to get a lot more action. I say that from personal experience. I had not touched an MMO until my now ex-boyfriend came to me and said, “Hey. My last girlfriend didn’t play video games, wouldn’t have anything to do with them and it would really mean a lot to me if you played with me and took interest in my hobbies.” That Christmas I got a shiny new gaming machine and then entire expansion pack for World of Warcraft. Within a few months I had my level 70 Hunter and I was working on my Priest. It’s pretty amazing what can happen when communicate openly and effectively with your partner.

Because one day we all want this.

So that’s all the advice I have so far. This may be one of those blog posts that turns in to a series, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there. I hope this helps out TerroxEracktor and all the others out there that one day hope for their significant other to understand what's so great about internet spaceships.

Ciao for now♥

He’s a tramp… but I love him*

2011-08-11T09:50:00.007-05:00

This is the blog post of an mad black woman.

I’m Mad Bro

I have finally learned what it means to be heartbroken. I never thought it would happen to me to be honest. It seems Cruelty would see fit to rear its head and find its way in to my life.

I’m sure you’re asking yourself, “Who would be so fiendish?” You might wonder if it was recipient of tear extraction services currently offered by my corp in Oulley. Sadly no. Perhaps it was the work of some crazed Eve News 24 troll hell bent on spreading their special brand of “gud poasting.” This is not the answer either.

Truly the answer will shock and surprise you. I know I was. I never thought that a fellow #TweetFleeter, a bloggist, a capsuleer of many talents would be the one to strike this blow. Just who is this cad? This rouge? This villan? It’s none other than… Rixx Javix.

To the Crux of the Matter….

What atrocity has the Scoundrel of EVEOGANDA committed? He made a pony AND a unicorn hat and gave them to people other than me. I repeat. He made a pony AND a unicorn hat and gave them to people other than me.

OMFGWTFBBQWHATTHE…I don’t even…

No Seriously. WTF.

I, the capsuleer who has a glitter farting unicorn (gFU) award on their podcast, did not get the pony or unicorn hat.

I, the capsuleer who made a set of World of Darkness ponies for fun, did not get the pony or unicorn hat.

I, the capsuleer that is referred to as “The Pony Queen”, did not get the pony or unicorn hat.

Because he -had- to be drunk to make this decision right?

But seriously…

Rixx Javix is one of my favorites when it comes to the EVE Online blogosphere. His tongue in cheek humor combined with a ‘devil may care’ attitude and warped sense of humor; make his blog one of the most enjoyable reads around. I look forward to his updates and the blog is a first click when it shows bold on my Andriod’s Google Reader.

His almost daily updates are a constant source of entertainment. When you combine those with the visual feast of his artwork; EVEOGANDA makes for the full package. You can even take a little piece of the man with you by getting your own commissioned art work (he does a smashing job).

So check him out at his site. I’m positive you’ll end up enjoying yourself. Even is Rixx Javix is a dastardly scalawag! Oh.. and thanks for the hat. :D

:D I lewt da hat.

a few hours later...

I think a couple of dogs went deaf when I first saw this.

*The title is a reference to the song "He's a Tramp" by Peggy Lee featured in the Disney cartoon feature "The Lady and the Tramp." I think it's fitting.

Voices from the Void: Episode 16

2011-08-09T01:10:00.007-05:00

While Dani is away Hallan Turrek and White Tree will play. That’s right folks. CSM Delegate and Internet Spaceship dood White Tree has joined up With Voices from the Void one more time, but this time as co-host. Join he and Hallan as they discuss their in-game pursuits for the week, report and analyze the latest in Null Sec News and shamelessly plug White Tree’s new blog “One Jump Home” over at mmorpg.com in the blog spotlight. Of course we can’t let you go a whole week without a little Dani in your ear so join her for a portion of her WGoE Interview with Artemis Septem.*

* The full length interview is available on the Here.

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Intro to AFK Cloakers

2011-08-04T12:13:00.004-05:00

In a previous blog, The Little Noctis That Could, I touched on the subject of AFK Cloakers. This is a subject that is every pilot in Null Sec is familiar with in one way or another. Any pilot that has been in a particular area of space for any extended period time has been on the receiving end of the services of an AFK Cloaker. Most experienced pilots with an alt, and even some without, have had the pleasure of being on the giving end.

In this particular installment of the I Ain’t Givin’ You No Tree-Fitty Series, I’m going to discuss AFK Cloakers, Methods of Operation and Solutions which will be presenting in three different blog posts. I might even throw in some more stories if I catch wind of something interesting. Now this isn’t suppose to be an end all be all definitive report. I’m not anyway near BOV status to rightful write those. However, this blog will be an overview on the topic, a collection of my thoughts on the subject and should anyone leave comment it might even turn into a discussion. Now before we get in to the heavy stuff, I’d like to lead off with a little humor.

AFK Cloakers are Literally The Herps
No. I really mean it. Follow me here. One day you're minding your own business say scanning down sigs, mining or whatever gets you off. You're having a good time and everything is going well. Then all of a sudden, out from nowhere, they appear in local. You don’t know where they came from. You don't know how they got there. To top it all off, it doesn't look like they're leaving and you’re stuck dealing with something you didn’t want in the first place.

So you go back to your pals. You ask a couple of hypotheticals. They respond with how they really aren't qualified to answer, but personally they wouldn't screw around with that sort of thing. Push comes to shove and you decided to wait it out a little bit putting you in a very comfortable situation.

Then all of a sudden one day they're gone; poof just like it's freaking magic. You figure you're in the clear and go back to doing what it you usually do. Everyone’s having a good time again. Everything's going well and you're enjoying yourself. Then right in the middle of something really good... guess who decides to come rearing their fugly little head?

What is an AFK Cloaker?

The simplest definition that I can come up with is this: An AFK Cloaker is a pilot that enters in to a hostile system and stays cloaked up in space for an indefinite period of time in an effort to grief the system inhabitants.

As a whole, I consider AFK Cloakers to be a subset of the Exploration Profession. While their main tactic and purpose are all the same, some employ different methods to ‘handle their business.’ When it comes to AFK Cloakers I’ve seen Nuisance Cloakers, Hot Drop Cloakers and Bait Cloakers. There might be others out there, but these are the ones that appear prevalent.

Purpose in Flight

The AFK Cloaker’s purpose is to disrupt the activity in the enemy pocket while observing the activity of the hostiles and creating potential kill mails. It is important to note that the order of goals.

Primary: Disrupt activity

Secondary: Observe Enemy Activity

Tertiary: Potential Kills

Most tend to set their base of operations in heavily populated systems that boast a great deal of industrial activity. It’s pretty easy for them to pick their targets using tools like DOTLAN. They’ll find their target and research which systems are owned by the target. Review the number of jumps in system and cross references that with statics for rat kills and mining levels. Then volia, you can reasonably ascertain the best systems to set up shop. Setting up in locations like these makes achieving the primary goal incredibly easy for the first few days. Those inhabiting the system with instantly safe up or dock once they have intel of the hostile coming to the system or once they see the hostile in system with them.

Once the AFK Cloaker is in system, they are easily able to observe the activity of the system inhabitants. Most AFK Cloakers use either a T2 or T3 cloaking ship which enables them to warp freely with their cloaks on at all times. Most will use their time to watch stations and gates and collect intel on POS’s. They also have the means to gather intel on the system inhabitants activities like; typical roams/op deployment times and who flys what kinds of ships.

After a few days of being continually logged in system, human nature will start to take effect. The system’s inhabitants will become complacent which is the WORSE thing anyone could do when dealing with an AFK Cloaker. You’ll see or hear people in corp/alliance comms saying the AFK Cloaker hasn’t been active (but how do they really know since they’re cloaked?) or ‘they’re never on at this time because that player is so-and-so time zone or a plethora of other piss poor excuses why it’s okay to carry on as if it’s business as usual. Right around this time someone will inevitably get hot dropped/caught in a belt/caught in an anomaly/ [insert other terrible reason to loose ship here].

Once a pilot (and those that rush out to help them only to be slaughtered like sausage sliding into a grinder) goes down to the AFK Cloaker, complacency will be replaced with vigilance. At this point it becomes a wash, rinse and repeat cycle. The only way the cycle usually ends is if someone mounts an actual offense against the AFK Cloaker to forcibly remove them from system or they just get bored and leave on their on accord. The system inhabitants will regain solace and activity will pick up… until the next AFK Cloaker comes.

Features Working as Intended

Now there are some that feel this type of game play is unfair or unbalanced. Like this pilot. Really it’s not. All pilots have access to cloaking technology. If a pilot trains the correct skills, anyone in game can have an account with AFK Cloaking ability. There’s also the fact that cloaks are the solution to dealing with probes, so taking away cloaks would actually cause more imbalance. There are also ways to combat AFK Cloakers, it just takes a lot of planning, hard work and effort. These things make AFK Cloaking a viable play style option within Eve Online game mechanics. If you don’t like it, you’ll probably have to leave Null Sec to get away from it as Null Sec was never meant to be 100% safe.

I should probably throw in a HTFU in here, too.

AFK Cloaker Series:

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Intro to AFK Cloakers

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: Meet the Cloakers Pt 1
I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: AFK Cloakers & Defenses

Voices from the Void: Episode 15

2011-08-04T11:22:00.004-05:00

Due to people responded well to the video of Section2: The News, we're going to keep that format.

As always you can catch the full podcast on the site. This week we cover the on going wars in Northern, Southern and Western Null sec along with the latest in CCP and community news. This weeks blog spotlight features none other than the infamous Freebooted blog by Seismic Stan. To top it all off, this weeks Creamy Filling is a WGoE Interview with Noir. Mercenary Group director KAtnos.

The extended interview with KAtnos is also available here.

Enjoy!

Audio Blog: To Dine With Death and Enjoy Its Company

2011-07-31T15:13:00.000-05:00

I liked how the quasi-fiction blog came out so much that I decided to turn it in to an audio piece. Enjoy.

Voices from the Void: Episode 14

2011-07-29T14:22:00.001-05:00

This week we're trying something a little different. Due to the overwhelming amount of people wanting the return of ENN, we are going to package Section 2: The News as a separate You Tube release to be posted on EveNews24.com. The normal podcast in it's full one hour glory will still be available at the website.

Here is the link to the full Episode 14 podcast.

Here is the video for "The News with Arydanika and Hallan Turrek.

Here is the full 2 hours of EVE Online discussion deliciousness with CSM delegate White Tree. You can also catch White Tree at his gaming blog White Thorn and his MMORPG.com column One Jump From Home.

Quasi-Fiction: To Dine with Death and Take Pleasure in Its Company

2011-07-27T11:58:00.003-05:00

Warning:
This blog features a writing style I’ve decided to experiment with that I’m calling “Quasi-Fiction” or “Dramatic-Recount.” It features real events, but it presents them in a role-playish and very dramatic style. If it seems over the top or fanciful, it’s supposed to. Leave me comment if you like or don’t like it. Constructive comments are always appreciated.

Thanks!
Dani♥

Oh New Eden. What have I done?

I’ll admit that I’ve done my share of deeds that could be considered criminal, but I’ve never done anything like this before. What I did the other night was unthinkable to me at one point in my career. Of course I had considered it once, maybe twice, but it was nothing more than a flicker of a thought pushed to the back of my mind. I thought it was a trifle of a daydream, but I was wrong. It was more than that. It was seed of temptation.

I have now succumbed to that temptation, that little flicker of a thought. In the blink of an eye I found myself sliding deeper into the rabbit hole. The fruits of wanton destruction were bore unto me and I could resist them no longer. I bit into its succulent flesh and found rapture. Its exotic fragrance flooded my senses intoxicating me. The taste of the divine upon my lips is something that I will never forget. Then again, you never do forget your first.

The experience was a whirlwind when I think back. We were alerted to a proper quarry and in a rush of action preparations started. The blood in my veins quickened as adrenaline spread through my body like a fever. Settling into minimally fitted destroyer class Minmatar ship seemed almost like a virginal experience. Reverence came over me as I considered its sacrifice for my tawdry pleasures. The time for such thoughts would be short as the fleet commander called for us to undock.

There we were. Basking in rich, bold light of the Gallante sun that fed life to our system. Oh, how it’s light flicker against our hulls. It was a truly magnificent spectacle that would soon draw anguish in deed. We were ready to be wielded like the steady and true hand of death itself, for that is what we had become. Final checks were given and with the precision of a true professional our fleet commander took us and led us down a path where angels feared to tread.

Local would empty quickly. Those left behind… no. Those that were given a moment of freedom from our tyranny, loosed a bated breath. It would be a short lived time of reprieve for them. An opportunity to escape what had once held them down with impunity. Still in the backs of their minds, as they skittered from our solar system they would know. They would know somewhere out in some not to distant sector of space… someone was suffering a fate much worse than theirs.

We slipped into high security space moving as one under skilled direction. I use the term ‘slip’ loosely due to the fact that Concord’s watchful eye is ever present in the higher security systems. Announcements of our criminal status and threats against us flashed across our screens so quickly the names barely registered. We were all criminals as far as the intergalactic law was concerned. As poor as our reputation was… is… we cared naught. There were more important and insidious things that kept our focus.

It happened so quickly, but those memories play like slow motion in my mind. The scene could almost be described as serene. The floating asteroids twirled as if they were in some majestic ballet. The sun’s tendrils of light slithered through the darkness to cast it away. Even the sight of that one lone hulk with its lasers drawing in the universe’s riches was peaceful. While they are all very… placid, what happened next was truly beautiful.

Really there’s no other way to describe it. I’m sure there are others out there who would adamantly disagree with me, but this is my story. When you combine the intensity of such sensory delights; the flecks destroyed hull that burst into space like burning diamonds, the unmistakable sound of artillery* fire, the tightness in your chest due to your heart stopping for briefest of seconds until your held breath explodes from your lips much like the vessel before you. The ecstasy that you feel can not be denied. No matter if it’s from endorphins wrapping you in their chemical bliss or the gratification if your inner predator being fed; you will have your satisfaction.

In this exquisite dance of brutality and delight there is only one problem. Once you have supped from the tree of life and taken in its fruits; your eyes are forever opened. There is no turning back. There is no straight and narrow. There is no from whence you came. No. There is only you, your ship and the pursuit…

Oh New Eden. What have I done?

The Kill Mail

* This was originally auto cannons. I prefer the sound of auto cannon fire and I think it's more recognizable than artillery fire. However, after having to listen to my corp mates bitch and moan on TS and through eve mail that our fit has artys, I've decided to change it. Yes. I changed my blog post to get my WSHOT to STFU. Fuck you guys. I like auto cannons.

I Ain't Givin' You No Tree-Fitty: STFU

2011-07-21T13:09:00.001-05:00

No seriously. STFU.

Keeping your mouth shut and your fingers still can be your best weapon again those engaging you in unwilling PvP or uPVP as I’ll call it. Cussing pilots out in local and posting scathing threads about evil-doers in the forums does not help your cause. In fact, it usually only makes your problems worse. How do I know? Some of my closest friends are the people you love to hate.

Allow me to introduce to you Wrecking Shots [WSHOT]. They are greifing, shit talking, mood killing, monocle demanding assholes, liers, scammers and nere-do-wells lead by a delightful CEO by the name of ‘I’m Hostile.’ They also happen one of my former corps and remain good friends of mine. Recently one of the pilots in the corp, esquimo leviticus, sent me this tweet keeping me up to date with the corps happenings:

#tweetfleet WSHOT love [Short Link] @Arydanika Your missing out on the monocles x

Now that you’ve read that; back to my main point… STFU.

Do note that I’m not trying to be mean or troll you, but I do want to be harsh if only to engrain this method of survival into your heads; STFU.

Often times when pilots lose a ship by means which they think are “unfair”, “uncouth”, non-epic pvpzors or whatever; they feel the need to tell the world about the offending party. The victims of these events will resort to posting in local or (like in this case) on the forums. What these victims parties usually is realize is that more often then not; the offending party doesn’t care. What worse is that your act of out-rage can possibly make your situation worse.

How do I know? Well, after weeks of mandatory overtime, some real life bad news and spending the last few days running around like a chicken with my head cut off; I decided that I would log in to EVE and have some fun. I cloned down to Gallante space, fitted up a pirating hurricane and joined these evil horrible people in Oulley to obliterate my sec status. I needed this. I really did and I had a freaking blast.

Blast #1
Blast #2

But Dani! How could you do such terrible things?

That mind frame right there is part of the problem. If it was a “terrible thing” it would be against EULA and those doing it would be hit with the ban hammer so hard they’d go cross-eyed. Yes it’s horribly rude and inconsiderate, it inconveniences pilots, it costs the offended party ISKies, but it’s also perfectly legitimate game play. Once “victims” recognize that then they can start to develop ways to combat this type of uPvP which brings us back to our main point. STFU.

WSHOT is enjoying their time in Oulley and I had a great time with them. We spent our time in TS3 laughing at the above mentioned forum post that others thought would serve to mock, troll and de-moralize them. I read Lord Ashur’s blog post that highlighted the threaded and added a few additional lulz and then decided to write one of my own about it. Then of course there was holding pods for monocle ransoms while spamming local with pedo-monocle bear and bouncing between gate perches trying to catch any poor bastard that picked those the wrong time jump though. They also taught me the finer points of surprise buttsecks and prepped me for the possibility of hulk gank should a fitting target be found.

Hopefully that description illustrates the point I’m making here. The cries in local, the flaming forum posts, the angry tweets and the mails of outrage that are frequently made by PvP offended parties have only made their zeal for this activity stronger. The behavior of the pilots being targeted only served make their blip on WSHOTS radar that much brighter and caused the targets on the sides of the ships to grow larger and sweeter. The wailing, moaning, protesting, calls for revenge, offers of white-knightery and gnashing of teeth only caused WSHOTs resolution to stay in Oulley and “kill everything that moves” to grow stronger.

Of course there is an exception to every rule. Everyone once in a while a pilot may feel a flush of embarrassment as they are public called out for “low brow tactics”, but most PvPers have no shame. Then there are cases of those that use their communication skills in this situation for a higher purpose. One of those exceptions happens to be a plucky little hulk pilot named Theos Cragen.

After getting ganked by a surprise horde of thrashers, he opened up a convo with one of the pilots. That pilot then invited the entire fleet, including me, into the convo to troll the guy. In the convo he explained that he was a new player to the game and that he spent all his ISK on that Hulk. He also said that he understand that it was part of the game and that he wanted to eventually join up with WSHOT once he had enough SP and ISK because he was interested in PvP. The guy still ended up get trolled and scammed out of 25 Mil*, but I provided him with an invite to the Project Halibut channel where he could get some help with a new Hulk. Plus, he did make a positive impression on the corp which may help him out down the line.

So I implore you pilots of New Eden. Please. For the love of your own sanity. STFU.

*Yes, he got scammed too. One of the WSHOT’s pilots told him that he could by back his corpse and if he salvaged it, he might get his implants back… poor fool. I’ll also mention that one of the WSHOT’s guys felt bad since he really had no ISK and sent the guy 5 Mil, which he ended up giving to the other WSHOT guy that scammed him. At least they tried right?

Vand V Podcast: Episode 13

2011-07-18T10:00:00.001-05:00

This week hosts Arydanika and Hallen Turrek discuss the lasted in in-game and community news including; the disbanding of Mostly Harmless [-42-], CCP Soundwave interviewed by MMORPG.com, the second CSM 6 Fireside chat and the CCP-CSM 6 May 2011 Summit notes. They also cover Sleepless in Space for the Blog Spotlight, Literia joins Arydanika for another Women Gamers of EVE Interview and A big congratulations to Kusachiho and Carole for winning this weeks gFU Award.

Also check out the extended interview with Literia found here!

EVE Online is a Man’s World… Or is It?

2011-07-17T14:00:00.000-05:00

Back in May, I decided to start a project called the Women Gamer’s of EVE Interview Series. My inspiration for the project came from a mix of things. Most of it stems from the stories of epic female pilots I heard prior to subbing with EVE Online. I heard tales of Mynee and the Hellcats, Laedy and her pirating escapades and a few other tales about these elusive Vixens of Violence and the others like them. Then there was the over all perception woman gamers. And by perception I really mean; “omgwtf there’s no chicks on the interwebs” or “tits or gtfo” or “h@x ur using a vox mod”. I know. The internet is a terribly class place.

EVE Online is a man’s world. That statement is generally accepted as fact for a variety of reasons. When looking at the actual build of the game including the sultry voice of your ship navigator and the penes laden imagery; you can see it. It shows in the attitudes of some of the players which usually polarize into “White Knights” or “Women Haters.” It even shows in the hard numbers where only 4% of subs are made by women. While “EVE Online is a man’s world” is accepted as fact; is it really true?

The latest peak of the WGoE In-Game channel is only about 30, but there has to be more of us out there. In fact I know there are more of us just from the math with the sub numbers, but I think there are even more than that little measly 4%. Every time I turn around I’m either being told about, being introduced to or finding another woman gamer on my own. What’s most impressive is that the vast majority of them are all making some kind of notable contribution to the game. Some are in the null sec scene, some are CEO’s and Directors, some are recruiters and FC’s and some are players in the community. Women Gamers do a lot to contribute to the success of EVE Online, their alliances and their corporations and I don’t think I’m the only one that’s noticed.

It seems that CCP Games has their eye on this little minority. As of late it appears the company is urging its dynamic force of woman to come out in to the open as well and TweetFleet is a prime example. I currently follow: Katrín (Team BFF), CCP Fallout (Community), Anne (Asst. Producer), CCP Affinity (QA) & Kelley (Recruitment) and chances are I’m leaving a couple out. Sorry Ladies! Then of course there’s the curious case of CCP Sunset.

CCP Sunset seems to be EVE TV’s replacement for StevieSG. Hallan and I actually had the opportunity to interview her along with CCP Soundwave around the time of AT9. From my interacting with her, interviewing her and watching her live on the AT9 stream as well as on the you tube videos; I think it’s a fair assessment to say that she’s a nice person, but certainly doesn’t have her “space legs” yet. She comes off as quiet and unassuming and seems to prefer not to take the lead or be the center of attention. I attribute this to the fact that she had only been working at CCP Games for a month or two (if that) when they asked her take this on. Hopefully the next time we see her it won’t seem like there’s someone off camera pointing a loaded gun at her.

Another indicator that CCP Games is looking towards women is (supposedly) Incara. Now, I’m about 50/50 on that theory. I can see why, but I have my arguments about why not. It’s clear that Incarna is meant to attract from a new source of players. Whether or not it will bring in a large portion of female players and keep them in game is yet to be seen. Let me break my thoughts on it down for you.

Is Incarna for women? The Yay-Sayers think it is because of one simple concept; Space Barbie. I can see why they would get that impression. Most of the women gamers I know from my real life like having an avatar. Most of the women games I know have also had the specific gripe of “I don’t want to be stuck in a ship the whole time.” There’s also the thought that in-game social mechanics will entice more female players. Yea, I guess I can see that, but there are some significant holes in those theories.

The first hole is; the cute outfit thing gets old. I’ve played World of Warcraft [WoW] and I’ve played City of Heros/City of Villians [Cov/CoH]. There’s only so much time that I can look at hot pants clad pixel ass with go-go boots before I become disinterested. In CoH/CoV, you get 5 costume slots that you can change up any time you want for a small in-game fee. There’s thousands of selections and even special “costume packs” available for purchase with open more options along with each having a special transport method and clothing transition. However, none of that mattered when I hit end game after 2 or 3 months and got bored with the same rehashed missions and the “create your own” mission lab. So… does looking cool really matter against the actual content of the game?

Then there’s the in-game social mechanics. First off, the real social game can be found on voice comms, the various forums and twitter. I doubt that will change with casinos, brothels and hooka dens though I am still looking forward to these things. Also, in its current state EVE Voice is pretty terrible and if it remains terrible most establishment owners will most likly get their own vent, ts or mumble server. Along with that there is the “Pools Closed” factor. (If you don’t know what that means look -> Here) How many sexy ladies are going to want to hang out in player establishments only to be trolled in one way or another for hours on end? And don’t say that won’t happen, we’re talking about EVE Online or Trollandia as it’s known in some cultures.

Finally, avatar versus content. I’ll admit it. I was a little put off with looking at a ship the entire time and staring off in to space when I first came to EVE Online, but once I got into the game my attitude changed. As I talk with other women gamers that play EVE Online, I’ve come to find that their opinion tends mirrors my own in one way or another. This game is all about the spaceships. EVE Online is about pvp, industry, carebearing, trolling, scamming, smack talking, good fights, gud poasting and probably a couple of more things that I missed. The only group that I really benefiting from Incarna’s walking in stations are the role-players and that’s a good thing in its own right.

So, Is EVE Online really a man’s world? If it is, will it continue to be? Will Incarna bring hot babes running to your Captian’s Quarter’s doors? Will they be actual hot babes and not Comic Book Store Guy? I don’t have the answers. I’m not sure anyone does. The questions are pretty fun to start arguments over though.

Ciao for now♥

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty: The Little Noctis That Could

2011-07-13T12:34:00.001-05:00

I’ve decided to start the series off with a story as opposed to jumping right into the lecturing. Personal victories are a very important thing in EVE Online. Some victories are large like being able to fly a titan or landing a industrial kill that drops 9600 unit of Tech. Other victories are smaller like finally completing that level five skill training or farming enough isk to get that monocle you’ve had your eye on. Big or small personal victories are important because they have the opportunity foster moral for the pilot, breed excitement in others and they also give bloggers like me something to write about.

Last week a group of Split Infinity. pilots experienced a personal victory. Their victory came by overcoming a problem that many null sec alliances deal with on a frequent basis. AFK Cloakers. When it comes to reader reactions to the phrase ‘AFK Cloaker’ I believe the break down is this:

The translation being; the recipients get greatly annoyed while the participants are greatly amused. I’ve been on both sides of the coin, so make of that what you will. Now there are those in the 20% category and for you there is a brief explanation of what an AFK Cloaker is at the end of the post.

Tu Ko of Legio Geminatus, Gentleman’s Agreement happens to be the in-system ‘guest’ for this particular story. Their ship of choice was a Purifier complete with damps, a warp disrupter and torps with a little Manticore on the side. Ouch. Tu Ko did experience some early success and was able to take a Noctis and a Hulk during their stay. The tide would turn however.

A day after the two kills, S1. pilots realized that attitude and behavior towards the unwanted guest had to change if they wanted to go back to their normal in-pocket ventures. The pilots got together and formed a strategy to remove our previously mentioned ‘guest.’ They already had an expected behavior pattern for the AFK Cloaker as his targets were poorly defended, lone industrial ships and so they set their minds to the task of luring him out and given him a one way ticket home via the pod express.

One tanked out Noctis later they had their trap set. How exactly do you tank out a Noctis? I really can’t tell you that since we might have to use the tactic against you some day. Not all intel is available intel after all. Once the Noctis was positioned in a Haven they played the waiting game while the support fleet of 2 strategic cruisers, a stealth bomber and a command ship laid in wait.

After a while opportunity came and the plan was sprung into action. As expected the purifier warped in with damps, the disruptor and torps at full blast. The support fleet would reveal itself soon after and the same treatment was extended to Tu Ko. Within moments the Purifier was down, but the pod unfortunately escaped. The Noctis did survive.

Now I expect that this story will some become one of those EVE Online Urban Legends one day at least in a local sense. I caught wind of it the day of and heard the Noctis pilot weave a tale including guns in the highs and having complete faith in his fleet counter parts. Now.. I don’t see the Notics on the kill mail, but the Purifier did have damps so that could have something to do with it. A little bird also told me that the Notics pilot was on the verge of crapping his pants from the moment the Purifier started shooting until it exploded. That’s all hearsay though.

One thing is certain. The Little Noctis That Could brought a huge moral boost to S1. troops. The story will be repeated over and over to any ear willing to listen. The spark of PvP will jump from pilot to pilot causing a rise in fleet participation. Within the pocket; the S1. way of life will continue business as usual with spirits high. That is.. until the next AFK Cloaker comes.

Explanation:

An AFK cloaker is just what it sounds like. A person will enter into highly populated enemy system using a ship with covert op capability (stealth bomber, strategic cruiser, etc) and remained in space cloaked up. The AFK Cloaker will stay logged almost continuously though a period of days. During this period two things will happen: the moral of the system inhabitants will drop due to actives such as logistics, industry and ratting coming to a halt and eventually when there are no kills during the initial waiting period the system inhabitants will become complacent in their situation. This is the point where the AFK Cloaker will strike and begin attacking targets of opportunity. More details about all of that will follow in a later blog post.

Kill Mail Links:

Noctis

Hulk

Purifier

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty: Introduction

2011-07-13T09:11:00.000-05:00

Season 3 Episode 3 of the South Park series titled “The Succubus” contains a story told by Chef’s parents about the Loch Ness Monster. In the story, the Loch Ness Monster appears to Chef’s parents while they are on a boat and requests three dollars and fifty cents. Chef’s father tells the Monster to “get his own god damned money” while Chef’s mother gives him a dollar. Chef’s father goes on to comment, “Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you've got more!”

Now I know what you’re thinking. What the hell does this have to do with EVE Online or spaceships? Allow me to make the connection. All too often pilots in EVE give the Loch Ness Monster a dollar. Exchange the phrase ‘the Loch Ness Monster’ with ‘griefers’ and ‘a dollar’ with ‘free kills’ and you’ll start to see where I’m going with this.

This phenomenon in EVE Online goes by many different names and effects a wide variety of players and activities. I’ve heard it referred to as “feeding the fat kids candy”, “being a nub” and even some phrases that get a little vulgar. It can effect the flow of logistics, industry, missioning and in some rare and specific cases pvp as well. Still the under laying concept is the same no matter what label you stick on it or the situation that occurs. Easy kills will draw in the enemy and give them a reason to stick around.

So now we get to the crux of the matter. What can be done to prevent easy kills? Are there specific examples of situations and behaviors that allow for easy kills to happen more frequently? What are some of theories and techniques other pilots use to avoid giving easy kills? Once the shame spiral of easy kills start; how and when does it stop? So when do I get to all that good stuff?

The short answer is: later. The responses to the above questions will come in a series I’m calling “I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty.” I’m considering the series to be a “life style guide” because the discussion and theory crafting will be based on changing attitudes, habits and perceptions in order to increase the life expectancy of your current vessel and your clone.

I’m looking forward to writing the series and I’m also looking forward to feedback as the series progresses. I already have ideas on content and plan to have a couple of pieces written and published shortly.

Ciao for now♥

Impromptu Hiatus

2011-07-12T14:37:00.000-05:00

Over the past month I’ve experienced an impromptu hiatus with my blog. My original intent with “And Knowing…” was to write at least once a week about something EVE Online related. The universe apparently had other plans. It decided that I just didn’t have enough distractions in my life and happily send a barrage of them my way.

First there’s the podcast.

It’s going better than I could have ever imagined. We now have approximately 2000 listeners per week and we have hit Episode 12 of the podcast proper with tons of extra content in the mix including parody songs, extended interviews and even some listener content. Overall the feedback has been positive from the community as well as CCP. We are an office fan site listed on EVE Online as if a few days ago. We’re also hosted on EVENews24 which has been great exposure for us. Plus we are in talks with EVE Radio about syndicating our episodes on a weekly basis as well as partnering up with content creation.

Then came the meet-up.

The best way to describe the meet up would be; it’s little idea that could with a speed ball. What started out as an idea about little get together in Waco is quickly turning into a full blown EVE Online Event. I can’t give away many details yet, but the fact that the meet up is being held the day before GDC Online and in the same city… well I get trolled by CCP Dashi a lot more frequently these days. I can say however that two pieces of custom swag are in the production phase with a 3^rd to be entering production in a couple of weeks. For more information about the ATX Listen to the Voices 2011 Meet Up, check -> Here.

Corp Life.

Even my corp life turned on it’s ear recently. Just a few short weeks ago; I was part of Wrecking Shots [WSHOT] and they were a member of Wildly Inappropriate. [WI.] which was a NC/CF null sec alliance. WI. has now officially disbanded with some members heading in to the WI. holding corp to join Goonswarm Federation [GSF] while others sought greener pastures elsewhere. WSHOT decided to turn their attention to low sec for some pvp which is evident by their delicious looking killboard. I on the other hand have gone South with my co-host Hallan Turrek who has started a new corporation called The Outlaws [BANDT] part of Split Infinity. [S1.] All I can say is… growing pains.

The Social Game.

Confession Time: 95% of my social networking is EVE Online related. I don’t know how, but it has sucked me in and refuses to let me go. I’ve never been too much texting, facebook and those kinds of social sites. In EVE… these things are almost life-lines. Now I find myself keeping updated and connected with Twitter, Google+, facebook and the EVE-O forums. I’ve toyed around with Reddit/r/EVE a little to promote the podcast and I’ve considered signing up on Failheap Challenge and Kugu, but… I don’t think I’m ready for the big leagues just yet.

Real Life.

Oh yea.. and then there’s that thing called real life too. I’ve had two close friends leave the city, my 9-5 for the moment is a 7-7 and I still need my “Me Time” for pedicures, actual game play and of course checking the internet for the latest in glitter farting unicorns. As real as EVE may be; I still think it’s important to get my head out of the spaceship clouds and exist in the real world from time to time. Still EVE has managed to come up there too.

Friday July 8^th I attended my first EVE Online Meet-Up and it was great. Only five of us showed, but it was still a lot of fun to come together and wax poetic about the interwebs and all the awful things we do there. One of them, BizZy, was actually from my old alliance SpaceMonkey’s Alliance [SMA] and had “heard of me.” It always amazes me what a small world it is.

TL;DR

So yea. I’ve been a little busy. Still, I’d like to maintain my comment to write and blog. Don’t expect to find anything Jane Austen-esque though. If you do, you’ll just be sorely disappointed. What I can promise is more personal insights, some bad jokes, a few stories and… ponies.

By the way... Thanks again Little Dial! I love it! I love it! I love it! ♥

Pwd By a Girl... The Music Video!!!!

2011-05-04T18:13:00.000-05:00

A HUGE thank you goes out to Diana Dial of EVETimeCode for creating this video. This is just... amazing! I can't stop doing the high pitched girl scream thing. It's just so amazing and awesome and so great! So watch it and make sure you like it on YouTube! Thank you Diana! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

BlogBanter#26 The Real Beauty of EVE

2011-05-04T17:54:00.000-05:00

Welcome to the twenty-sixth installment of the EVE Blog Banter, the monthly EVE Online blogging extravaganza created by CrazyKinux. The EVE Blog Banter involves an enthusiastic group of gaming bloggers, a common topic within the realm of EVE Online, and a week or so to post articles pertaining to the said topic. The resulting articles can either be short or quite extensive, either funny or dead serious, but are always a great fun to read! Any questions about the EVE Blog Banter should be directed to crazykinux@gmail.com. Check for other EVE Blog Banter articles at the bottom of this post!

This month's topic was proposed by @KatiaSae of the much praised "To Boldly Go" blog. Katia asks: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As an astrophotographer, I've found it in the stars and planets of New Eden. Where have you found it? Perhaps you've found beauty in the ships we fly? Maybe it's the sight of profits being added to your bottom line? Or maybe it's the pilot portraits you see in the comm channels? Where ever you've found it, write about it and post an image." Don't be afraid go beyond the simple visual aspects of EVE as well. Is the EVE Community in itself a thing of beauty? What makes EVE the game, the world, the Community, so appealing to you?

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m-w.com defines "beauty" as: the quality or aggregate of qualities in a person or thing that gives pleasure to the senses or pleasurably exalts the mind or spirit

For this blog I would like to focus on the latter part of the definition. EVE Online is its truest essence exalts the mind and the spirit of those that play. Once you enter in to the universe of New Eden something inexplicable happens to you. Through its graphics, storylines and even it's ever growing metagame; EVE Online blossoms in to something... real.

When I first heard about EVE Online; I knew I would never ever not-in-a-million-year play 'that' game. A friend of mine "Esperys" turned me on to it and asked me to consider the game once I told him I'd grown bored of World of Warcraft. I watched review by Zero Punctuation, read a couple of other reviews and lightly browsed the now defunct "Scrapheap Challenge" only to give him my response of a resounding "HELL NO."

He was able to coax me away towards City of Hero's/Villians, but after a while I grew bored again. There was something missing from those games. I couldn't quiet put my finger on it, but I knew that the game I was playing wasn't for me. That's when Esperys hit my up one more time. "Come on. I'm subbing again, I'll send you a 21 day trial. Plus Veshik (another gaming friend of ours) will start with you so you're not a noob alone." And so I tried EVE Online... and promptly quit. It wasn't until a few days later that I realized this was the game for me.

I was sitting on Skype with Espery and Veshik while they were on Vent with a pirate corp they joined. They were hunting in low sec. Esperys was in a Daredevil and Veshik was in a rifter. The scout has spotted something. I think it was a lone Orca in a belt or something of that nature. As the tackle Esperys jumped in to the system and speed towards their quarry. He got the tackle. Veshik and the fleet soon followed and boom! Killmail.

It took me a moment to realize my own heart was racing and my own palms were sweaty. Just listening to the group PvP gave me a rush that I had never felt before. Wow... I thought to myself. If just listening to PvP is this awesome... How awesome must it have been to actually be in the fleet. Right then and there I asked Esperys to send me another trial. That was May 2nd of 2010.

Now on May 4th of 2011, I look to back to my first year and... I can only describe the experience as beautiful. I went from a newbie that was overly frustrated at an exploration tutorial to a corporation recruiter and an NC Alliance diplomat and then to a podcaster and blogger. Tell me, what other game can pull you in to not only grow with it, but become a part of it?

Every day I find something in New Eden that takes my breath away. Something that will pleasurably exalts my mind and spirit. It could be the visuals of the solar systems with their stars and nebulas or even the intricate lines of the ships I fly. It could be the unique and unmistakable sound of autocannons exploding in to space. It could be the taste of victory of after a long and tiresome campaign. It could be the smell of a spy within the ranks. It could be the ethereal touch of befriending someone a thousand miles away. Anyway you look at it, it comes down to the individual experience that bonds each of us as capsuleers.

Isn't that what makes EVE Online beautiful? Isn't that what makes EVE Online real?

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A Year Already?!

2011-04-29T16:19:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday to Me!

On May 2^nd of this year; I will have held the status of capsuleer for a year. Wow. It’s the only word that comes to mind when I think about it. The thought is a little amazing and a little scary at the same time. Especially since I personally did not think that I would last this long in the game.

If you had the opportunity to listen to me guest host on Episode 23 of Eve Commune; you would have head the story of my first (and hopefully only) rage quit… which happened 3 days into my trial. I know, it’s pretty freaking sad. In my defense the Exploration Tutorial is the work of Satan. I doubt my stance on that will ever change.

Still, even after that initial rage quit; I’m here and I’m still kicking ass in my own special way. My personality really doesn’t allow most things to get the better of me when it comes to the long haul. I was pissed at the time and a few days after even. Eventually the desire to kick this game ass reared up.

So I sit here with my 16 million skill points and… I still find myself with same feeling of n00b-ness that I had during my first few weeks.

I look at the ships I fly, which are still mostly frigate, cruiser and battlecruiser classes (just fit my first Maelstrom yesterday) and wonder if I should be flying something “better”. I look at my skill cue and realize how many things I’m -still- missing or just started training like cynofield theory, advanced weapons upgrade and the booster skill set.

Will this Feeling Ever Go Away?

The EVE Online Universe is so vast. It’s something that I both love and hate about this game at the same time. There’s so much to learn, experience and explore in this game that I wonder if I’ll ever get a chance to touch upon it all. There’s so much to this game, to this world that after a year of intense, nearly daily game play with hardly any skill training lapses that after an entire year… I still feel the same way I did when I first logged on to the game.

I still get that excited flutter in my gut when a red spike in system. I still get that flush of excitement when I seen faction or officer spawns. I continue to be amazed at the site of titans and when I’m sitting 2000m off them I zoom in to remind myself just how big it is when compared to my crow, saber or even drake. There are even days when I press esc and log out just to watch the open cinematic, squealing with girlish delight when I see the iris of the unknown capsuleer fade on to my screen.

I think that is what makes EVE Online the ultimate Sci-Fi experience. Those moments in the game where the intensity of your experience is so great that it causes you to react on a level deeper than ‘press button; receive bacon’ are what make EVE Online such a unique and awesome experience. When I think about in these terms; I don’t think I ever want to stop being a n00b.

So a toast to the n00bs of New Eden. May you always fly free and may your joy of gaming be everlasting.

The Plight of the Newbie

2011-04-29T16:17:00.001-05:00

On Saturday night I had the wonderful experience of being a guest host along with Angus McDecoy on the podcast "Eve Commune" hosted by Garheade and Chainer Cygnus. If any of you have the opportunity to join these three in -any- projects they do... do it. Don't even thinking about it. Just say yes and hang on for the ride of your life.

Eve Commune along with Garheade and Chainer Cygnus are associated with Project Halibut. It's a little project with a crazy name and an awesome mission. The purpose of Project Halibut it to assist new player's and prepare them for the huge learning curve of EVE Online. Not only do they assist with skill books, starter ships and mods, but they give new players something they all desperately need... a voice of reason and experience.

If you listened to the podcast, you heard some of my own n00b faux-pas. I learned the hard way that guns do not go on salvage boats to the tune of -2.something security status. I also learned that some the best game assistance is not always in-game. There are also plenty of other amazingly dumb thing I did, but listening them all off would put this post in to the tl;dr category. Rather then going on and on about stupid mistakes I made; I do want to highlight some things that I believe all new players should know.

Joining a Player Corp is a GOOD Thing
I've noticed that a lot of new players that come in to the game alone are hesitant about joining player owned corporations. I understand their hesitation as the first rule of EVE Online is; Trust no one. However, new players being overly paranoid about joining player owned corps is grossly counterproductive to their in-game development. Don't get me wrong, healthy paranoia is good, but shooting yourself in the foot due to your paranoia is... well... bad.

Player owned corporations boast a huge number of benefits. They have experienced players who are more inclined to give you "good" advice, they offer boosts and bonuses, they provide inclusion in large scale activities (mining ops, incursions, gang pvp, etc) and there's a nice long laundry list of other great reasons to join player corps. Give player corps a chance new players. Just don't give them your isk (joining fees are -always- a scam).

You Tube and Google are Your Friend
The best tutorials for EVE Online are the ones made by players. You will find these tutorials by searching on You Tube, The EVE-O (EVE Online) forums and just by using Google. As awesome as CCP is at doing what they do; they're not so great at making road maps that make sense to outsiders. There have been many times where I felt I had taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Fly What You "CAN" fly and can Afford
Just because you have battleship 3 doesn't mean you're able to fly a battleship. There's a lot that goes into the training process for ships. You need to make sure you have the right skills when it comes to capacity, power grid, CPU, armor/shield tanking, gunnery/missile/laser skills, etc, etc, etc. Simply because you can get in to a ship, doesn't mean you can fly it well. What's the point of having a Dominix with a 10K tank?

This brings me to my other point of flying what you can afford. I'll paint you a scene. Johnny buys a fully fit Dramiel for 100Mil off contract. However, with ratting, PI and salvaging Johnny's monthly income is only 25Mil. When (not if) Johnny looses this Dramiel... he's going to be screwed.

Here's another little tip. CCP doesn't like it when you muscle in their terf. It's their job to screw the players, but that's another blog post.

Project Halibut Website
Project Halibut In-Game Channel - Project Halibut

So tell me what you want... What you really really want.

2011-04-29T16:16:00.001-05:00

I've come to realize something during my short time within the Eve Universe; Everything you do matters. What you do comes attached with a huge chain of choices. Each of those little choices you make will have some type of impact on what you are doing in the game. Those decisions can bring success, failure, frustration, celebration and even a good laugh or two.

The process of careful decision making starts the very moment you enter the game in the form of your avatar. This is what will forever represent you within the universe. Well, until you decide you're ready for a new scar or tattoo or if you're ready change of hair do.   To change that all you have to do is dock into the nearest station to re-customize. Really, that's as easy as the decision making gets. From there is a downward spiral of choice after choice.

Do you do the tutorials or strike out on your own? (For the love of all that is sane and logical PLEASE do the tutorials.) Do you go the route of wealth and power or go for blood and tears; maybe both? Do you go for frigates, battleships, capitals or specialty ships? What skills do you train? What corporation or alliance will you join? Which resources will you use? What will spend your game time doing?

After a year a playing this game I still have trouble making those choices. About two weeks or so ago, I left SpaceMonkey's Alliance to spread my wings in New Eden and try something new. I spent most of my time trying to answer the age old question; 'What do you want to be when you grow up?' The only answer I've been able to come up with so far is 'a killer.' It's an unsettling though oddly liberating realization. At least I had made the first choice. Now it's on the second.

Where was I going to go and with whom would I kill things? EVE Online after all is a very social game. I can't think of any other game where I socialized to this degree during game play outside of game nights with my family when I was younger or role-play sessions with friends. I found out rather quickly after four or five days of doing missions in high sec, belt ratting in low and null sec, rifter roaming in low sec and wormhole surfing.... EVE is kind of boring alone. At least it is for me. I've heard the joys watching movies while mining, but... that's not really my thing.

I considered high sec. Running with AD0PT seemed like a good option especially when I knew Croakraoch, an awesome FC, as well as some of their more colorful pilots from M0F0's days of running with SMA. I spent some time talking to The Pitboss and they seemed to have a really good operation out there. They did have all the elements I was looking for when it came to my search.

I considered pirating in low sec. I spent some time looking over different websites and kill boards seeing what different corps had to offer. I even went out to different systems in low sec and checked out corps by who was moving though the area. I even got to watch a little Gallante/ Caldari faction warfare clash while cloaked up in my helios. It was pretty cool, but nothing I found really grabbed me.

I talked to different people about what they had done in the game and if they had any suggestions for me. I actually spent a lot of time in the Women Gamers of Eve Channel talking to them about their experiences. Organizations like Rote Kappelle and Noir. came up in conversation.   It was really great to hear some of the stories and personal descriptions of corporation and alliance practices.   Still nothing grabbed me the way I wanted it to.

Then all of a sudden it just happened. I was hanging out in Essence belt rating while I watched the low sec pilots go to and fro. In the interesting of helping out a low wallet I did some light belt ratting. It was mind-boggling boring. So boring in fact; my attention had been diverted to a video link exchange that erupted in an in-game channel. It was then that a little pop-up box of salvation came.

Kenndo from Wrecking Shots of Wildly Inappropriate. was contacting me. It seemed that an Incursion had hit the Fade area and they were trying to get a group together to go a-carebearing and then maybe hit some systems for a roam a little later on. However, there was a hitch in the plan. I wasn't blue for I had left SMA. Kenndo, you ingenious fiend.

He dangled the carrot.   Now if you're thinking that the incursion was the carrot, you've missed something. It's the social. I was bored and why?   I had grown accustomed to playing Eve as a social game. They had found me in my greatest moment of weakness and offered me what I was missing from my game. The social aspect of EVE Online is one of the reasons I enjoy this game as much as I do. It was one of the reasons I was a successful corporation and pilots recruiter for SMA and it's part of the reason I'm now a podcaster and attempted blogger for the game as well.

So that was my choice. I choose to be social and focus on that aspect of the game. I choose to enjoy EVE Online with people that I enjoy as well. I look forward to flying with the miscreants of WSHOT. I also look forward to some of the other projects I'm starting in the game. While I may not know exactly where my choices will lead my journey though this Ultimate Sci-Fi Experience... I know it's going to be one wild ride.

Oh... and damn you Hallan Turrek.